SOMEONE BASHED THE ROGERS CENTRE, BUT NOT SKYDOME..

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SOMEONE BASHED THE ROGERS CENTRE, BUT NOT SKYDOME..




One COMPLAINS:

The worst thing about the place is the fans.

They do the wave in the 8th inning, with the tying run on base. People actually go just to do the fucking wave.

There's the 19 year old morons who are getting their first taste of alcohol and a crowd that turn it to shit, with ridiculous brawls or throwing shit at the Tigers.

There's the fratboy fucks in Red Sox hats to see a Jays vs. Royals game.

There's douchebags in suits on discount night who leave after 3 innings saying "maybe next time we can stay for 5"

There's the morons who get more excited over a free sample of nicotine gum, or a free lottery ticket, or a fucking bucket of wings then anything that happens on the field.

My favourite fantard in the place was a drunk gentleman at a day game a couple years ago. Lyle Overbay just stepped up to the plate and the guy's started screaming this:
"Lyle will get a hit because he's Lyle and he has a huge penis. He calls it little Lyle...."
After about 4 more minutes of going on about Lyle Overbay's dong at the top of his lungs someone from guest services magically appeared and whisked him away, while on his way up the ramp he turned to her and said:
 "What do you think about Lyle Overbay's penis?"
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