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Rotoworld Whore Report: 6/27

Tosten HeathSenior Analyst IAugust 10, 2016

This comes straight from http://ffwriterswithhair.blogspot.com/ For more fantasy football info and humor, go check out the site.

Yes. I'm a slacker. I waited until 8:30 eastern time to put up today's report from your resident Rotoworld whore. So unless any east coasters out there spend their friday nights researching fantasy football news, you're not going to enjoy my Pulitzer worthy content until the day after it's posted. Sucks, I know.

But alas, I live in California. It's 5 oclock here. I'm checking up on NFL news. And I can't imagine I'm the only person in the pacific standard time zone who is doing so. So, without further or do, here's your daily, humor injected football news piece of goodness.

 

Kurt's Contract Talks Remain Slow

The agent for Kurt Warner says talks with the Cardinals regarding an extension for his client remain slow.

Source: East Valley Tribune

Wait, all the NFL execs return from vacation at the same time? What'd they all do, go on a cruise together or something? This kind of creeps me out. But it does explain why the negotiations haven't picked up yet. Because there's no one there to negotiate with at the moment. Why is this a story anyway? Warner wants a contract extension, but hasn't gotten it yet. It may be because the front office people are out of town. Enlightening...

 

3rd and 4th Receivers for Detroit Expected To Be Worthless

Shaun McDonald is expected to remain the Lions' third receiver this year.

Jim Colletto's last two gigs were for the 6-7 UCLA Bruins and the historically pass crappy Baltimore Ravens. His qb is John Kitna. He has no running backs. I don't think the #1 and #2 receivers will be huge fantasy assets either.

 

Ricky Wants 4 More

Dolphins RB Ricky Williams plans on playing four more years of football.

In a related story, George Bush plans on serving four more years in the White House. Both have about the same chance of happening.

 

Miami Dolphin Garage Sale: Everything 50% Off

During an interview with WQAM in Miami, Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland said "Every player (on his roster) is for sale."

Translation: Holy crap my team sucks. Losing players couldn't even make it any worse than it is now. I wish I was still a scout for the Cowboys. Miami sucks. Irish people make the best beer.

 

Al Davis Realizes He's An Idiot

Al Davis reportedly regrets some of his big-spending this offseason, according to Yahoo! Sports.

Source: YahooSports

The revelation came when Al saw Javon Walker practive and realized he wasn't Herschel Walker. Davis promptly told his GM to go out and sign "That other Walker guy," but was notified that Herschel has been out of the league for 11 years. It was right after these events that Al Davis made these comments to Yahoo!.

 

Goodell Thinks Rookie Contracts Are Too Big

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell believes rookie contracts at the top of the draft have become "ridiculous" and intends to take action.

 

Najeh On the Block

The Steelers are shopping Najeh Davenport in trade talks, according to NFL Network's Adam Schefter.

Source: NFL.com

What would you rather do as an NFL general manager? Give up something for a player and then give said player money, or just wait a day and give said player money without having to give anything up? I think most guys would take the latter.

 

Najeh Cut

Steelers released RB Najeh Davenport.

Source: Profootballtalk.com

I guess my previous comments were wrong. You only have to wait 3 hours. Nice try Pittsburgh. I can't figure out why teams didn't offer you anything either...

 

Lynch Says Sorry

Marshawn Lynch formally pleaded guilty to "failure to exercise due care" -- a traffic infraction -- in Eric County court Friday.

Source: Associated Press

This is good news for preschool teachers everywhere. Now they have concrete evidence for their lesson plans that saying sorry gets you out of trouble and solves everything.

 

Childress Raves About Edwards

Vikings coach Brad Childress says DE Ray Edwards has recovered nicely from a lower back injury he suffered at OTAs.

This comes straight from http://ffwriterswithhair.blogspot.com/ For more fantasy football info and humor, go check out the site.

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