MOCKING THE RAIDER DRAFT BY COACH'S FANTASY

Since trying to predict the 2010 Oakland Raiders draft picks is too easy, I decided to throw coaching speculation in the mix.

To make it even more difficult I have also included the speculative coaches fantasy pick, and who that pick would advise the coach to draft in round one.

Don't worry you'll catch on.

TOM CABLE

The likelihood Tom Cable will be around for another season increases with each passing day. Last year the draft was all Al Davis, if Cable sticks around it's more of the same in 2010.

Fantasy Pick: "Crush" Gina Carano

What Tom wouldn't give to roll around in some mayonnaise with Crush. With Crush around Raider fans don't need to worry about any more ugly abuse rumors.

Crush's Pick: Everson Griffen

Cable's Picks:
8th: Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
40th: Perrish Cox, CB, Oklahoma State
71st: Dan LaFevour, QB, Central Michigan
89th: Brandon Carter, OG, Texas Tech
103rd: Boo Robinson, DT, Wake Forest
135th: Cody Slate, FB, Marshall
155th: Nolan Carroll, CB, Maryland

Free Agency Picks: Chase Blackburn, Bertrand Berry or Barrett Ruud

JIM HARBAUGH

Since no one knows what to believe about the Harbaugh rumors, he seems the most likely candidate to replace Cable, if replaced, thus.

Fantasy Pick: Keeley Hazell

My guess, Harbaugh likes British girls, it's the accent. The Harbaughs are know for wanting Juggernauts on their teams.

Keeley's Pick: Bryan Bulaga

Harbaugh's Picks:
8th: Trent Williams, OT Oklahoma
40th: Terrence Cody, DT, Alabama
71st: Daryl Washington, ILB, TCU
89th: Dan LaFevour, QB, Central Michigan
103rd: Akwasi Owusu-Ansah, CB, Indiana
135th: Chase Beeler, C, Stanford
155th: Nolan Carroll, CB, Maryland

Free Agency Picks: Tony Richardson

JIM FASSEL

Despite what Fassel says, he really really wants the Raiders job.

Fantasy Pick: Lindsay Lohan

He's got a thing for red heads and is always up for a challenge. Hope you like Red Bull Jim.

Lindsay's Pick: Colt McCoy

Fassel's Picks:
8th: Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
40th: Sergio Kindle, OLB Texas
71st: Da'Mon Cromartie-Smith, SS, UTEP
89th: Mitch Petrus, OG, Arkansas
103rd: Akwasi Owusu-Ansah, CB, Indiana
135th: Nolan Carroll, CB, Maryland
155th: Ryan Moya, FB, UCLA

Free Agency Picks: None

KEVIN GILBRIDE

Yuck and double Yuck. Please don't let the creepy mustache land in Oakland. Last time Gilbride visited Oakland there was an amber alert.

Fantasy Pick: Joy Behar

Like Jimmy a thing for red heads and Joy's always up for a mustache ride.

Joy's Pick: Joe Haden

Mustache's Picks:
8th: Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
40th: Perrish Cox, CB, Okalhoma State
71st: Brandon Carter, OG, Texas Tech
89th: Rashawn Jackson, FB, Virginia
103rd: Akwasi Owusu-Ansah, CB, Indiana
135th: Trindon Holiday, WR, LSU
155th: Eddie Hicks, FS, Southern Mississippi

Free Agency Picks: David Carr

WINSTON MOSS

A solid and viable choice for the Raider's head coach.

Fantasy Pick: Kim Kardashian

Move over Reggie. Moss also believes in a big solid backfield.

Kim's Pick: Bruce Campbell, she know the importance of protecting your backside.

Winston's Picks:
8th: Rolando McClain, LB, Alabama
40th: Bryan Bulaga, OT, Iowa
71st: Cam Thomas, DT, North Carolina
89th: Levi Brown, QB, Troy
103rd: Akwasi Owusu-Ansah, CB, Indiana
135th: Dace Richardson, OG, Iowa
155th: Josh Pinkard, FS, USC

Free Agency Picks: John Kuhn

MARC TRESTMAN

Despite what Fassel says, he really really wants the Raiders job.

Fantasy Pick: Gabrielle Union

Since Bring it On, he hasn't been able to get her out of his head.

Gaby's Pick: Rolando McClain

Marc's Picks:
8th: Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
40th: Syd'Quan Thompson, CB, Califonia
71st: Dan LeFevour, QB, Central Michigan
89th: Vladimir Ducasse, OG, Mass
103rd: Jared Veldheer, OT, Hillsdale
135th: Darrin Walls, CB, Notre Dame
155th: Josh Pinkard, FS, USC

Free Agency Picks: Vince Wilfork, Karlos Dansby

ROB RYAN

Ryan is mentioned as a candidate and I not sure why, the "other Ryan" hasn't really done much.

Fantasy Pick: Margaret Cho

Like Rob, Cho's not that good at what she does yet still famous for it. The bonus for The Choster is Rob's Moobs...make the hetero transition easier on her.

Cho's Pick: Bi Ling

Rob's Picks:
8th: Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
40th: Donovan Warren, CB, Michigan
71st: Major Wright, FS, Florida
89th: Daryl Washington, ILB, TCU
103rd: Brandon Carter, OG, Texas Tech
135th: Nolan Carroll, CB, Maryland
155th: Trindon Holliday, WR, LSU

Free Agency Picks: Casey Hampton

MEL KIPER, Jr.

Mel's a long shot to get the Raiders job but he always has such a strong opinion on the draft I thought I'd include him out of respect.

Fantasy Pick: Adam Lambert

A couple of nice Jewish boys just trying to make it honest.

Adam's Pick: Elton John

Melvin's Picks:
8th: Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
40th: Colt McCoy, QB, Texas
71st: Donavan Warren, CB, Michigan
89th: Mike Johnson, OG, Alabama
103rd: Mike Neal, DT, Purdue
135th: Robert Johnson, GS, Utah
155th: Manase Tonga, FB, BYU

Free Agency Picks: None

BARNAVICIOUS

Admittedly unlikely but seeing as this is my article.

Fantasy Pick: Barnavicious

I'm just that sexy.

BV's Picks:
8th: Trade with San Francisco (they move up to get QB) we get 1st + 3rd + 5th
13th: Bruce Campbell, OT, Maryland
40th: Brandon Spikes, ILB, Florida
71st: Dan LaFevour, QB, Central Michigan
79th: Major Wright, FS, Florida
89th: Brandon Carter, OG, Texas Tech
103rd: Nolan Carroll, CB, Arkansas
135th: Kelvin Rodgers, CB, Minnesota State
142nd: Mike Tepper, OT, Cal
155th: Trindon Holliday, WR, LSU

Free Agency Picks: Kevin Mawae, Tony Richardson