Well if you haven't heard already, Shawn Chacon, the former hurler for the Houston Astros, was released by the team after performing his best choke-slam impression on Astros' GM Ed Wade.
The apparent scuffle arose in the team's dining room. Words were exchanged and soon enough, Wade was on his back receiving an Andre-the-Giant-esque choke-slam to the mat.
Chacon was initially suspended indefinitely after the altercation, but was quickly put on waivers and ready to be released if not grabbed by another club (*cough* Yankees!** cough*).
Almost half of Chacon's $2 million salary is in question after the random act of violence in the clubhouse.
Now, if you are sitting at work, reading this thinking, "man I really hate my job," give Shawn Chacon a call, and he can give you some pointers on how to fix that problem.