Funny Football Quotes

"I did it with the hand of reason." Diego Maradona, after breaking a photographer's car.

"We didn't underistimate them. They were a lot better than we thought." - Sir Bobby Robson.

"Is the Pope catholic. No I'm serious, I really need to know." - David Becham.

"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win." - Vinny Jones.

"Diego Maradona – a flawed genius, who has now become a genius who is flawed." - Bob Wilson.

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they have eleven Dicks on the field." - A commentator on Metro Radio (sorry if this one's inappropriate for the forums)

"Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit." - Graham Roberts.

"Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise." - Anonymous.

"The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath" - Former England Captain Terry Butcher........Who's Jack?

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."- Ron Atkinson

Zlatan (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan’s moves are pointless.) – “What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”