I am a genius, don't question that for one second. Here is what Round 1 of the NFL Draft will look like:

1. St. Louis (1-15): Tim Tebow
   
2. Detroit (2-14): Colt McCoy
   
3. Tampa Bay (3-13): Brandon Spikes
   
4. Washington (4-12): Eric Berry
   
5. Kansas City (4-12): Ndamokah Suh
   
6. Seattle (5-11): Tyrese McNiel
   
7. Cleveland (5-11): Clark Howard
   
8. Oakland (5-11): Ryan McDavis
   
9. Buffalo (6-10): Matt Sykora
   
10. Jacksonville (7-9): Rice Howard
    
11. Denver - from Chicago (7-9): Tiffany Barney
    
12. Miami (7-9): Joseph A. Bank
    
13. San Francisco (8-8): Tyrelle McDaniels
    
14. Seattle - from Denver (8-8): Gimli Gloin
    
15. New York Giants (8-8): Chris Kirkpatrick
    
16. Tennessee (8-8): Donovan McFadden
    
17. San Francisco - from Carolina (8-8): Jimbo Davis
    
18. Pittsburgh (9-7): Rice McMurry
    
19. Atlanta (9-7): Alex Worthington
    
20. Houston (9-7): Daniel Travis
    
21. Cincinnati (10-6): Tyrelle McMatthews
    
22. New England (10-6): Spike Lee
    
23. Green Bay (11-5): Griffin McHoward
    
24. Philadelphia (11-5): John Greenwood
    
25. Baltimore (9-7): Thom Yorke
    
26. Arizona (10-6): Jeff McGavin
    
27. Dallas (11-5): Ed O'Brien
    
28. San Diego (13-3): Freeny McTodd
    
29. New York Jets (9-7) : Rice McDice
    
30. Minnesota (12-4): Eric McKinney
    
31. New Orleans (13-3): Josh Howard
    
32. Indianapolis (14-2): LeBron James