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Bleacher Report: I Challenge You to Challenge Me! (Pick The Song!)

Adam WrightSenior Analyst IOctober 22, 2016

Friends at Bleacher Report,


Adam Wright here! I’ve been here at The Report for more than a month now, and I have to say I’ve been having a blast. My favourite work here is when I show humour in my articles. Tonight, I’m asking for your input.


This is sort of an open challenge! And, here’s how it will work.


I will let you good folks pick a song. Any song, as long as it's very well known, and I will re-write it, and use it in one of my future articles.


But, there’s a twist.


The new lyrics, that I will be writing, will be "sung" by a NHL Personality of my choice! Ah yes, for example, can you imagine Cliff Fletcher performing a new version of Shania Twain’s “Man, I Feel like a Woman!”? It could happen!


(Please do not suggest Shania Twain)


So, Bleacher Report, the ball is in your court. Throw me song suggestions, and I  will chose one and rewrite the lyrics with hilarity! I will not reveal which NHL Personality that will be performing the song, that’s my surprise.


Have fun B/R, and keep your eyes open for it.


Adam Wright

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