Mark Twain used to say there are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
As for me, I think statistics get a bad rap. But certainly, there's no forgiving lying, nor a man who can do nothing but.
Lane Kiffin is such a man. Whether it's a promise he can't fulfill, a violation he can't recall, or a contract he can't honor, Lane Kiffin (to quote Twain again) lies a million times while the truth is still putting its shoes on.
In his first press conference as head coach of USC, there were all manner of important omissions, semantic debates, and convenient bouts of amnesia.
Here's a handy guide to the 10 of the juiciest, in case you missed the masquerade.