Knowledge Timmons, Penn State
LeQuantum McDonald, Baylor – Famous for his studies of the intricacies of LeQuantum physics.
Rameses Arceo, Kansas
Parents Just Having a Little Fun
Lucious Pusey, Eastern Illinois – To his credit, he is now known as “Lucius Seymour.” You’d change your name too.
BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Ole Miss – Why have two names when you can have four?
Knowshon Moreno, Georgia – From the blog Charlie Weis and the Chocolate Factory, what really happened when Knowshon was born:
Nurse: “And what do you want to name your new baby?”
Mother: [woozy from painkillers and slurring her words] “Sean.”
Nurse: “Shane?”
Mother: “No. Sean.”
Nurse: “Shaw?”
Mother: “No. Sean.”
Nurse: “Knowshon?”
Mother: “NO. Sean.”
Nurse: “Are you sure?”
Mother: “Yes, dammit!”
Nurse: “Shit, lady. Whatever you want, I just work here. Knowshon it is.”
Jermichael Finley, Texas – “Michael Finley is already taken, so let’s go with Jermichael Finley. It’s got a nice ring to it.”
Foswhitt Whittaker, Texas – I hope for his sake his nickname wasn’t “Whitt Whitt”
Zaire Kitchen, Rutgers – African pride is a good thing. But Zaire Kitchen? Not so sure.
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