Hunter Teafatiller, Nebraska – Last I checked, there was no such thing as a “tea fat tiller.” But I’ve been surprised before—Stanford beat USC, Appalachian State beat Michigan, Kansas could play in the national championship game, and pigs are also flying.
Absurdly Long Names, Perhaps Inspired by Antidisestablishmentarianism
Romeen Abdollmohammadi, Washington State
Max Opamuratawongse, Wake Forest
Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims, Alabama – Chief Kickingstallionsims for short. He’s a basketball player, I know. But did you really think I’d miss the opportunity to put this name in?
Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada, Navy
No Need for Words
De’Cody Fagg, Florida State
Jerrod Gooch, Texas Tech
Kyle Sackrider, Michigan State
Of the Royal Family















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