Question: Which is better, a beautiful woman, or an NFL Super Bowl Sunday?
Answer: There isn’t a right answer, dummy, it was a trick question.
But rather than force you to choose between your two loves, I prefer to just pair football and women together.
After scouring the Internet, I am pleased to bring you "The 15 Most Beautiful Women in NFL Football Jerseys":
15. Stacy, Baltimore Ravens
Stacy’s a sweetheart. She likes crab cakes and football—the two things Maryland is known for. She also likes Joe Flacco, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed.
But somebody should probably tell her that, after consulting the Ravens roster, we couldn’t find a single No. 9. Better yet, maybe we shouldn’t tell her.
14. Kristi, San Diego Chargers
Kristi Jordan is a model originally from Ohio who has since transplanted herself to Santa Ana, Calif. Although she was a born Cleveland Browns fan, we can’t blame her for switching gears on Eric Mangini’s squad. Besides, after living for six years out West, how could I not embrace all things Pacific Ocean, including the Chargers?
13. Tanya, Green Bay Packers
If we’d only known Green Bay girls looked like this, I’d have moved to Wisconsin years ago. OK, maybe I wouldn’t have. Still, Tanya is way too good looking to be from Wisconsin. California? Sure. Arizona? Why not? But the cheese capital of the U.S.—who would have guessed?
On a different subject, do you want to tell Tanya that Brett Favre left two years ago, or should I?
12. Jenna, Minnesota Vikings
Jenna, come on. You’ve got the best running back in the game, Jared Allen, Pat Williams, Sidney Rice and Percy Harvin on your team—not to mention the immortal (and incredibly annoying) Brett Favre. Yet you choose to wear a Chester Taylor jersey? You’re better than that, Jenna.
11. Elise, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
It’s been a long season in Tampa Bay. They’ve got a rookie head coach, fired their offensive coordinator before the season even started, and Josh Johnson and Josh Freeman are the worst pair of quarterbacks since, well, maybe ever.
Thank God for Elise because, honestly, what else would there be to enjoy in Tampa? The Lightning?
10. Nikki, Arizona Cardinals
Question: Kurt Warner is a devoted Catholic and family man. Does that make it wrong of him to enjoy this picture of the hottest Arizona Cardinals fan we know, Nikki? Because I don’t know about you, but I have a hard time blaming the guy.
Just don’t tell his wife.
9. Michelle, Philadelphia Eagles
We don’t know much about Michelle, but the Randall Cunningham throwback jersey is sexy on many levels. It brings us to a simpler time, when Cunningham graced the sidelines, Reggie White controlled the trenches, and Andy Reid was still under 250 pounds. Either way, we like it, and we certainly would love to see a lot more Michelle.
8. Jenny, Denver Broncos
So, Josh McDaniels gets all the love as the new coach, and Kyle Orton gets all the love as the new quarterback. Knowshon Moreno was everyone’s favorite rookie, and the defense played great.
Yet, all of a sudden, I just don’t seem to have any interest anymore. Not since Jenny walked in the room.
7. Racquel, Philadelphia Eagles
So, Philadelphia may be the City of Brotherly Love, but we’ve got to show some love to all their ladies for representing the Eagles as well as they do.
By the way, I know it’s kind of weird to ask, but did anybody else just get hungry for some Chunky Soup?
6. Marissa, Tennessee Titans
Marissa is a huge Tennessee Titans fan, straight out of Nashville. She’s been on the bandwagon since their Super Bowl run with Eddie George earlier this decade. And we have to assume she loves Chris Johnson too.
However, what I bet most of you don’t know is she just recently traded in her Kerry Collins jersey for the Vince Young one seen in this picture. Shhh! Just don’t tell Kerry; he might get upset.
5. Elaine, Pittsburgh Steelers
I don’t care how many concussions Big Ben gets. Or how many catches Heinz Ward gets. Or how many tackles Troy Polamalu makes. Hell, I don’t care how many Super Bowl rings or how many Terry Bradshaw jokes the Pittsburgh Steelers have to their credit.
Nothing beats seeing Elaine in this jersey.
4. Jess Snyder, New York Giants
We’ll be seeing another hot Jess wearing a football jersey later. For now, we’ll have to settle for this Tampa model and Giants mega fan, Jess Synder.
Question: How many Jess Snyder’s would you need to equal one Brandon Jacobs? My guess? 6.5.
3. Jessica Simpson, Dallas Cowboys
She’s a total babe and for our money, has outlasted Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears as the hottest pop singer of our generation.
Despite all that, we can’t put her higher on this list for two reasons: One, Tony Romo is undoubtedly a better quarterback now than when he was dating her. And two, she likes to wear a No. 9 pink Cowboys jersey that is just hideous.
2. Jenn Sterger, NY Jets
"The 27-year-old model, actress and television personality came to fame back in 2005 at a Florida State-Miami football game, when a camera panned to a shot of her in the stands, cheering on her beloved Seminoles. However, to her credit, Jenn turned that 15 seconds of fame into a career of modeling and acting."
1. Kendra Wilkinson, San Diego Chargers
The former Playboy playmate is also the ultimate NFL wife. She’s married to the Indianapolis Colts' Hank Baskett. The two just recently celebrated the birth of their first child together. Congratulations to them.
Still, Mr. Baskett can’t be particularly happy seeing his wife in a LaDainian Tomlinson jersey. Can he?