This is in honor of Chad Ochocinco and his new birthday truck. Chad got me thinking. What can be crazier than that truck? Little did I know, Chad's truck doesn't even come close to making this list. Here it is. The top ten most obnoxious, crazy, and outrageous athlete cars. What sits at number one will blow your mind. It is INSANE! Trust me! I couldn't believe it!
Here is Dwayne Wade with his 2006 H2 SUT. Just in case you were wondering, those are 26 inch rims on that thing.
Travis Outlaw's 1996 Impala. The paint job pretty much says it all!
Here is Soriano standing in front of his Cubby blue Hummer.
Just in case someone tells Alfonso this car doesn't have your name on it, he went ahead and actually put his name on it.
If Soriano is around you will probably hear him before you see him!
Nate Clements 2010 silver Camaro. I actually really like this one. Nate, bringing back that classic all american muscle car.
I guess this was Darren Mcfadden's whip back in college. You've got to love the Ford Crown Victoria.
Andrew Bynum's new Nissan GTR. This puppy sits on 22'' matte black agetros that match the car perfectly.
The car almost looks like a space craft of some kind. Still not crazier than the number one car on this list.
Here we have King James posing with his Ferrari F430 Spyder. It's good to be the king!
That's right, the Cardinal tight end wears purple when off the field.
This is a 75 Caprice just in case you couldn't tell. I mean I don't know why you wouldn't be able to, but that's what it is.
This is Darius's Cadillac Coupe de Ville, but wait it gets better.
It still gets better. Just trust me on this.
This is the custom paint job off the hood of Darius's car. I mean why wouldn't he have Ben Franklin puffin on a joint? Is this cat still in the league? If he is, has he been drug tested lately?
I'm not sure what it is, but how great is this picture? My guess is Devin doesn't drive this when he is trying to stay out of the public eye. I'm told those are 26'' rims, and I'm also told Hester is faster than this thing.
It's just classic. Hester cruising down Wabash in Chicago. See if you can figure out which car is his.
In case you don't know who he is here is a picture of him. His name is William Gallas and he plays soccer for the Arsenal. I believe he is a defender, but that is really beside the point. Check out this dudes car. CRAZY!!!
It's a chrome Mercedes SLR Mclaren. I said chrome. I mean how much does this thing weigh?
How much do the parts go for on this bad boy? They have to be a bit expensive to replace I would think.
Can you imagine pulling up to the valet in this? There you have it. William Gallas, and his chrome Mercedes SLR Mclaren ladies and gentleman!!!