Dear Hollywood Elite,
How many of you have been to a Dodgers game? (Yes, Alyssa Milano and Larry King, I see you.)
How many of you have dated a Dodgers player? (Yes, Alyssa Milano, you can stop waiving your hand now.)
Lastly, how many of you are interested in an intriguing business opportunity that could potentially save the Dodgers and help resurrect Los Angeles' dying economy? (Please step to the front, Kardashian family.)
Hollywood Elite, I offer you a simple proposal: Buy the Dodgers from Frank McCourt. I guarantee if 100 of you A-listers chip in $10 million each, Frank will sign the Dodgers over faster than he can say "No" to Randy Wolf's arbitration. Hell, you could probably even work a two-for-one deal after the dust settles and Frank has to liquidate his assets into lawyer fees and Jamie support.
I'm calling the following celebrity hotshots out to head "Team Hollywood."