About a year ago, our friends at MisterIrrelevant determined that D.C. was, in fact, America's worst professional sports city. The data was pulled mostly from the 2008 calender year but included the beginning portions of the 2007-2008 NHL and NBA seasons.
In a similar fashion, I evaluated America's four-sport cities over the past decade. I began this task with the awareness that my greatest fear—10 years of utterly hopeless fanaticism—might be confirmed. Yet, that feeling didn't overwhelm my curiosity enough to withdraw from the exercise. So on I went.
The results weren't depressing; they were demoralizing.
Notes to consider before reading on:
Only the Washington/Montreal baseball franchise was included. Sorry, O's fans.
There were nine NHL seasons this decade due to the 2004-2005 strike.
For cities in which two teams exist within one sport (e.g. baseball in Chicago), performance was averaged for each particular year.
The team with the best year among the 12 cities received a score of 1. The team with the worst year among the 12 cities received a score of 12.
Success was determined by playoff success first. Regular season records were used as tie-breakers.
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For those of you more graphically gifted, the image on the right should provide some insight. For those who aren't, I'll explain. That light blue area? That abnormally large protuberance from the wonderfully average red area? That represents the amount that D.C. sports have sucked over the last 10 years.
Notice how it's hilariously close to being about 150 percent as large as the average, meaning our ineptitude has deemed us about half as bad as average this decade. My head is spinning, but not from the math.
And here's the breakdown by sport (analysis following):
Breakdown by Year
Which may be exactly what this Caps team needs to reach the pinnacle of the sport; which might be this city's one saving grace in a decade beyond the realm of disappointment.
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