The 25 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders
No matter what the situation, you can bet that there will be some sexy ladies on the sidelines cheering them on, just as they have been all season.
Cheerleaders are a wonderful part of the game, but it's hard to see all of them during brief appearances during games, and it's way too time consuming to check all of them out online. That's why you have me.
I personally looked through each cheerleader in the National Football League and picked out the hottest ones. So for your viewing enjoyment, here are the 25 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders.
No. 25: Chiefs—Suzie
Kansas City has it rough in professional sports. The Royals are the biggest punchline in baseball and the Chiefs have bombed what looks to be a promising season.
KC is locked in to a deal with an interception-prone quarterback with just two seasons of starting under his belt.
Their cheerleaders aren't that different. You can obviously find a good one every once in a while, like Suzie, but the Chiefs cheerleaders have the staying power of Larry Johnson.
No. 24: Vikings—Meghan
The Vikings, while having a terrific season thanks to some guy named Brett Favre, have a big cheerleader problem.
Meghan here is the exception to the rule, but for the most part, the Vikings cheerleaders look like they're stuck in the '80s.
Maybe it's just too snowy there to get to a decent stylist.
No. 23: Bills—Jamie
Jamie here is hot and has great potential, but apparently the cheerleaders fired their offensive cheerleading coach at the beginning of the season and she ended up being underutilized for the entire year.
No. 22: Cardinals-Hailee
Hailee is currently pursuing a degree is sports marketing. Here's a little hint that should help her out in that field: Put yourself in a bikini and you can market anything.
Obviously that doesn't apply to everyone, but it should do wonders with Hailee.
No. 21: Falcons—Margaret
Even when I found out that Margaret was in a relationship, I was still less heartbroken than when Roddy White put up a measly three points in Week 15.
I needed him to clinch a playoff spot in my fantasy football league. I guess I'm just okay with her because she's so hot.
Roddy White doesn't get that sort of leeway from me.
No. 20: 49ers—Morgan
Even though the Niners may have had a disappointing season, you have to look for the bright spots. There's the resurgence of Alex Smith, Patrick Willis, and Morgan here.
Honestly, Morgan pretty much makes the season a success in my eyes I guess.
No. 19: Rams—Kate
The Rams are borderline impossible to watch.
That's why I'm glad that there are cheerleaders like Kate to keep us entertained while they punt and let the other team score. Kate is the Stephen Jackson of the cheerleaders.
She makes that ticket you bought almost worthwhile.
No. 18: Raiders—Emily
We could only show you the top part of Emily, because if we showed you all of her, your brain might explode from excessive sexiness.
Al Davis took one look at her and look what happened to him.
No. 17: Saints—Carly
The Saints were rolling along and looking like a Super Bowl favorite before two straight losses got them reeling.
That's what they're lucky to have a solid force like the Saintsations.
Take Carly here, with legs like that, they should have her take the recently vacated kicker spot. And just when you thought the Saints couldn't get any more entertaining to watch.
No. 16: Jets—Laura V.
This sexy lady has been with the Jets Flight Crew for three years and is one of the reasons that they are already one of the hottest cheerleading squads around.
Laura is obviously flexible, which is good, with the Jets playoff future still up in the air, she needs to keep her options open as to how long she'll be cheering this season.
No. 15: Panthers—Leslie
Leslie intercepted Jake Delhomme this season. Twice. True story.
No. 14: Colts—Ashli
The Colts may have lost their chance to be undefeated this season, but they can still rejoice in a No.1 seed this postseason and, or course, Ashli.
Ashli wins the award for best legs in this slideshow. Those things are nice. They look longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
No. 13: Eagles—Paige
The Eagles have one of the most exciting playmakers in the NFL, DeSean Jackson, as well as one of the most exciting cheerleaders in Paige.
Both have the ability to make you sit up and go "wow."
Only my wife doesn't get pissed at me when it involves DeSean.
No. 12: Patriots—Alyssa
The Pats haven't quite lived up to expectations this year. While they won their division, they haven't been the juggernaut that people were expecting with Tom Brady back.
One part of New England that has lived up to expectations is Alyssa and the Patriots cheerleaders.
Whether it's cheering them on in the harsh New England weather or in a photoshoot on the beach, they bring their A-Game every time.
No. 11: Texans—Brandi
God bless Texas girls. They are sweet, polite, and hot as all hell.
And like the Texans, these cheerleaders, including the wonderful Brandi, are explosive and have amazing potential. It's just up to them whether or not they can put it all together.
No. 10: Bengals—Laurena
The Bengals showed me that they had the mental toughness on Hard Knocks this year that they needed. Then they proved it during the season.
Really, all I'm saying is that we need a Hard Knocks for cheerleaders. One that goes from team to team, not just the Cowboys.
I want to see how many other cheer squads have what it takes to be champions. Like Laurena and the Ben-Gals. They have got talent.
No. 9: Chargers—Marlena
Marlena has got this smoldering look that I personally love.
Although I don't really know why she looks upset, she lives in San Diego and the Chargers are having a great year.
Ah, who cares, she can stare me down any day.
No. 8: Ravens—Adriene B.
I know her eyes are the last thing you're probably looking at, but those things are staring a hole through my soul...and I like it. She's more intimidating than Ray Lewis.
Adriene and the Ravens will most likely be heading to the playoffs, where I'll be looking out for this red-haired hottie on the sidelines.
No. 7: Seahawks—Denee
I have never loved referees so much in my life. If Sea-Gal Denee can make that look good, she could cure me of all my sports hatred by just dressing up in a Duke jersey and as Mark Mangino.
Actually, there's no way anybody could make a Mark Mangino outfit sexy.
No. 6: Broncos—Rebecca B.
Gotta love the Broncos cheerleaders. I would love to join the mile-high club with Rebecca. Anywhere in Denver's stadium would do the trick.
No. 5: Jags—Kelli S.
The Jags may be one of the hardest franchises to figure out. One week they look terrible and the next they can beat the best teams in the NFL. They just need a couple of changes that could turn everything around.
I have an idea. Just unleash Kelli on the other team. Send them into their locker room. Her smile is just enough to turn me to butter. Enough time with the opposing team and they'll have wobbly knees all game.
No. 4: Bucs—Sara T.
Tampa Bay has had a rough year on the football field, but their cheerleaders are always among the best in the league. Maybe it's the way they know how to utilize props. I have never been more of a fan of the Buccaneers' flag.
Actually, now that I think about it. Let's get rid of the flag. What do you say?
No. 3: Titans—Ashley
After starting the season 0-6, I knew that the Titans were due for an improvement. Not because they were so talented, but because their cheerleaders are so hot.
I don't know what it is about the women in Nashville, but they are spectacular. It's so hard to pick the hottest one, but I have to go with Ashley here. Looking incredible at her photo shoot for the Titans cheerleaders' calendar.
No. 2: Dolphins—Tatiana
The Dolphins may have missed out on the playoffs this year, but that just means that Tatiana and the other cheerleaders will get more time to hang out in bikinis in the sun on the beach, so really that's not a terrible thing.
I think Tatiana, a cheer rookie, has a lot of talent, even if two of her favorite things are Kendra Wilkinson and John Cena. I don't like her for her personality.
No. 1: Cowboys—Abigail Klein
When you know a cheerleader by name, it's hard to beat that. Abigail Klein is one of the most popular cheerleaders out there for the most popular cheer squad, so there is no one else that could top this list.
I love her in a bikini and in the traditional Cowboys uniform just the same. Maybe the hottest NFL cheerleader of 2009 can give the 'Boys the luck they need heading into 2010.