On the first day of Christmas, Bad Santa brought to me:
John Calipari: Ironic that every picture I see of this phony, his mouth is wide open?
Rick Pitino: In a restaurant? On the table? Oh right, it was blackmail.
Tiger Woods: ...
Charles Barkley: And he gets his own show.
Tim Finchem: Now what?
Bobby Petrino: Is the line of qualified coaches that short?
Brian Kelly: Throws back the key to the Queen City.
Jimmie Johnson: How to make a fortune selling Wonder Bread in Dixie.
Brett Favre: The Prima Donna's Prima Donna.
Bart Scott/Rex Ryan: How about the Jets win a few games before we start selling tickets for "Trash Talk Fest '09".
Jerry Jones: A poor man's George Steinbrenner.
Mark Cuban: Sit down and be quiet. No one's watching.
David Stern: Like listening to a boring torts class.
To be continued...