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Bad Santa's Naughty List of Sports Boors

MIAMI - DECEMBER 14:  Cheerleaders pose with Santa Claus as the San Francisco 49ers take on the Miami Dolphins at Dolphin Stadium on December 14, 2008 in Miami, Florida. The Dolphins defeated the 49ers 14-9.  (Photo by Doug Benc/Getty Images)
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Larry SnarkvilleAnalyst IDecember 21, 2009

On the first day of Christmas, Bad Santa brought to me:

John Calipari: Ironic that every picture I see of this phony, his mouth is wide open?

Rick Pitino: In a restaurant? On the table? Oh right, it was blackmail.

Tiger Woods: ...

Charles Barkley: And he gets his own show.

Tim Finchem: Now what?

Bobby Petrino: Is the line of qualified coaches that short?

Brian Kelly: Throws back the key to the Queen City.

Jimmie Johnson: How to make a fortune selling Wonder Bread in Dixie.

Brett Favre: The Prima Donna's Prima Donna.

Bart Scott/Rex Ryan: How about the Jets win a few games before we start selling tickets for "Trash Talk Fest '09".

Jerry Jones: A poor man's George Steinbrenner.

Mark Cuban: Sit down and be quiet. No one's watching.

David Stern: Like listening to a boring torts class.

To be continued...







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