Parodies: Harry Redknapp, My Transfer List

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Parodies: Harry Redknapp, My Transfer List
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False alarm actually. One more for good measure. Just poking fun at Spurs'
WAG-like shopping habits which have never really yielded proportional results at the end of the season (£70m = 20th?).

Another Harry special. I've used this tune before but the number of songs you can write with is possibly endless.

THIS is now my last parody for the year. I'd like to wish my fellow bleacher creatures—and more importantly those who have taken the time to sing these ditties of mine—Happy Christmas/Crimbo/Chanukah/Kwanza (whatever that is) and a happy, healthy new year.


Tune: 'My Favourite Things' by Rodgers and Hammerstein (Sound of Music).

Sandro and Pandev and Rui Da Costa.
David James, Beckham and Downing and Foster.
Players who won't go get secretly pissed,
These are some players on my transfer list.

Nicholas Anelka, James Milner, Manucho.
Insua, Arca, McCarthy and Chucho.
Players who score goals and don't often miss,
Another few players for my transfer list.

Daniel Van Buyten and bring back Rivaldo.
Julio Baptista, Cristiano Ronaldo.
Players who score goals as well as assist.
Run out of room here on my transfer list.

When I think of all the money,
Chances we have had
I simply remember how Mark Hughes was sacked
So sitting in fifth ain't bad.

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