MvM: Why I'm RKO's Numba 1 Fan (UNOFFICIAL)
Yes, your probably thinking, "How can she submit a MvM when its already over?" Well, I'm not doing it for competition, I'm just doing it for fun. I haven't had much time to write because when I get on, I usually am only on for 5-10 minutes. If im lucky, the most is 1/2 hour. Anyway, I thought I would just do this for fun. Hope you enjoy!
7:00 a.m: I wake up to my beautiful Randy Orton poster above my ceiling that I got at Walmart.
7:15 a.m: Take a shower while listening to my personal playlist of "Voices", "Burn In My Light", and "Line in the Sand".
7:30 a.m: Go break in to my neighbor's house so I can use their computer. I check WikiPedia and GASP! Randy has moved! Last time I checked, he lived High Ridge, but now he lives in Saint Charles! I quickly jot that down mentally.
12:30 p.m: Lunch time! While watching old episodes of RAW on my DVR, I fix up Pork n' Beans for myself (because it's Randy's favorite food) and put some protein powder in my blender (because its the one thing Randy can't live without).
1:15 p.m: My iPod rings! It reads: "Don't Forget Randy's Birthday! Its in 4 1/2 months! =D" I then thought to myself: "Silly iPod, I would never forget!"
3:05 p.m: After playing Mario Kart on the Wii (because it's Randy's favorite thing to do) for two hours, I play with my boxer, Legacy.
3:45 p.m: I get my signs and my Randy Orton merchdiese ready so I can wear it on Monday!
4:00 p.m: I get my ultra-feathery hypo-allergenic duster to dust off my limited edition Randy Orton Ruthless Aggression action figure with a silver stand and aluminum placeholders.
5:00 p.m: I eat a dinner of grilled fish, greens, and another protein shake (because it's according to Randy's diet).
5:30 p.m: I indulge in some peach-mango frozen yogurt......(BAD GIRL!)
6:00 p.m: I do some calf raises, weight lifts, and some 50 lbs bench presses (because its how Randy works out!)
7:30 p.m: Drink another protein shake.
7:40 p.m: Google his wife on images, draw on her with paint (the program), and crop her out.
8:00 p.m: Lay in my bed and daydream about being married to Randy.
9:00 p.m: Take another shower (Hey, you got be sanitary!)
9:30 p.m: Go to sleep.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT DO THIS ON A DAILY BASIS! THIS IS PURELY FICTION AND NOTHING BUT! THANK YOU.
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