The Top 10 Things Brian Kelly Didn't Say At The Notre Dame Press Conference
People like myself—those of us with flimsy work situations—were anxious to get a glimpse of the introduction of Brian Kelly, the former Cincinnati coach replaced Charlie Weis as head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish officially today.
Kelly was introduced to the team, and held a press conference detailing his goals as a coach, a recruiter, and as the new face of the nation's most prestigous coaching position.
We weren't able to secure a feed, but we were able to put together ten of the things Brian Kelly almost certainly didn't say at the Notre Dame press conference.
Check our list and get back to us on that.
No. 10: Anything Resembling This
"They’ve had their advantage because I’ve come into recruiting late. Well, now it’s X’s and O’s time. Let’s see who has the advantage now.”
No. 9: What You Are
"You are what you are folks, and right now you’re a 6-6 football team."
No. 8: High Bar
No. 7: Offensive Guy
"Folks, I can't believe they hired an offensive guy, either."
No. 6: Hey Now!
"I just flew in from last night's banquet, and boy is my PR team tired."
No. 5: JUCOs?
"I'm just gonna throw this out there and see if anyone likes it: JUCO transfers."
No. 4: Navy Plz?
"Can you give me just one more year against Navy?"
No. 3: Next Year's Sched?
"Have you seen next year's schedule? This is gonna be cake, baby!"
No. 2: First Order of Business
"First order of business is to get these kids laid."
No. 1: Wrong Guy
"You've got the wrong Brian Kelly. You want this kid that writes for Bleacher Report..."