Cooley and Dale Junior Are Seriously BFF

Jamie Mottram by Senior Analyst Written on June 18, 2008

Hit Shutdown Corner for Chris Cooley’s latest blogging effort, which details a day spent at the track with big winner Dale Earnhardt Jr. and the conversation seen here, moderated by NBC sports anchor Lindsay Czarniak:

Mrs. Relevant listened to that for all of 60 seconds before declaring, “Wow, these two are really into each other.” I mean, that is the least attention Ms. Czarniak has received in the company of men since forever ago. (Ding!)

Moving on … It’s been a big week online for Captain Chaos as he’d already posted his Q&A with Jason Campbell. The interview was picked up all over the place, primarily for this exchange:

3. Jason, have you ever smelled the back of your left hand (the one that’s securely lodged under the center’s sweaty butt crack the entire game) after a game? …

If you don’t take a bath your butt crack stinks and I think that’s what Rabach does to me. Imagine sweating for 2 hours and you’re Casey Rabach and you’re really hairy and stinky. Rabach has even farted on my hand which is a feelin that never really wears off. I can actually feel it while we’re doing this interview right now. After each practice and game the first thing I do is wash my hands of all that chaotic stuff running off his sweaty, nasty body.

Hilarious, right? If you just thought to yourself, “yes,” then the fun police Michael David Smith would like to have a word, you dirty bird.

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