Weekly Wizard Haiku: Week 2

that used to give Sigourney Weaver a hard time.  Bald head.  Big toothy scream face.  Saliva trails.  No?  Just me?

I thought that if the tiny alien head was really in his body, it would have slowly extended from his mouth in this year's finals.  But alas, when he leaned back and screamed that anything was possible and it didn't come out...well...I blame it on Michelle Tafoya.  He didn't want to come off, umm, weird in front of her.

"Um-on-muh-muh.  Um-mom-muh-maing-y-mah."

 

Lakers take in rear.

No!  Not like that.  Gross!  Boston's

Coach is a Doctor.

 

As an ever-disgruntled Orlando Magic fan, it pains me to see Dr. Rivers holding anything shiny over his head.  But I must give credit where it's due.  After escaping the Hawks and Cavs, they drastically improved against better competition and were the wire-to-wire best team in the league.

And regardless of the referee scandal that may or may not ever be, it's been a positive year for the NBA in a recent history of flat-liners. 

But for now I'll drop-kick the basketball into the back of the garage. 

With a month and a half until college football practice starts, it is officially time to pull out the old bacon ball and dust it off.  To stare at it.  To smell it.  To kiss the tip of it.  Just the tip...

Same time next week, sports perverts!

 

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