Have you ever wondered where your favorite sports athlete would be if they had not made it to the big time. Here is a short list of sport stars and the career paths they missed out on.
10. Mike Tyson (Boxer)-He probably would have ran into trouble with the law at an early age. He then would have cleaned up, and been a twelve step regular. From there he would take his new found serenity to a recovery house where he would begin his short lived career as a counsellor (he loses this job for biting the ear off some kid who tells him his voice sounds like a broken record).
9. Shaq (NBA star)-He probably would have put out a rap album.
8. Sean Avery (NHL Star)-Probably rodent removal...
7. David Beckham (Soccer Player LA Galaxy)-Probably would have married a spice girl, and modelled underwear for a living.
6. Any NASCAR Star- Tire sales, or wheel rotation.
5. Tiger Woods (PGA Golfer)- Could see him as a JC Penney Catalogue model for pleated pants.
4. Tony Romo (NFL Player)- Probably follow in his father's footsteps, and join the Navy. That would be after his girlfriend convinces him that the beer helmet has already been invented.
3. Roger Clemens (MLB Player)- 7th. Grade teacher at an all girls school.
2. Maria Sharapova (Tennis Star)- Insert inappropriate comment here...
1. Dennis Rodman (NBA Star)- Would have changed sexes and become one of those girls you call for $4.99 a minute after a rough night on the town.
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2 months ago
This is good, I love the Tiger one, hilarious, I could see it too.
2 months ago
i love all of them, especially the dennis rodman one. great article ryan!
2 months ago
Lol Very Funny
2 months ago
Ryan, good stuff! But where did you get Dennis Rodman's graduation picture? ;)
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