College football's regular season has ended it's now bowl season. A wonderful time of year, we get to wake up hungover from New Year's Eve and veg out on football.
Sure, there are games spread throughout the holiday season from December 19th on, but all we really care about are the games a computer tells us to care about. That's right, the BCS games.
Some teams are dead even, some are big underdogs, but no matter how things look for them, I probably won't be looking at them at all. I'll be looking to the sidelines, because that's where the real action is.
So to celebrate the BCS games being set, let's see which team has the upper hand, or backside. We need a BCS Cheerleader Showdown!
To start the showdown, we have Ohio State versus Oregon.
The Buckeyes have officially become the Buffalo Bills of college football. They have played in BCS games the last three years and have lost each year.
It's a good thing they have hot cheerleaders this year, it gives them a fighting chance. This Buckeye is super cute and seems to be super excited to be at the game. That's the kind of enthusiasm I'm looking for.
However, Ohio State is going up against cheerleader juggernaut Oregon this year. Just when I thought they had a chance.
Oregon routinely has some of the hottest cheerleaders on the planet. Their starting five could take on the five hottest cheerleaders from an NFL squad. They are stacked.
Unfortunately for Ohio State, this matchup is looking a lot like how the actual game might go.
All year Cincinnati has been begging for a chance to prove how good they are. While they may not have had a chance to the Championship game, they will get their chance to prove it against the team that was No. 1 all year long—Florida.
Maybe that's why this Bearcat cheerleader had a knowing smile on her beautiful face. She knows that Cincy will bring their A game.
Or maybe it's because she caught the guy taking a picture checking her out. One or the other.
Yowza. Florida doesn't take losing very well. They have come out strong looking to bounce back. This cheerleader is Ashley and she is close, personal friends with Tim Tebow so she has a promise of her own.
From this point on, you will not see a group of cheerleaders that is hotter, shows more skin, or poses more seductively for the rest of the season. God bless.
Boise State does love the Fiesta Bowl. That is where they shocked the world by beating Oklahoma. So you can bet they're excited, even though they'll be playing another non-BCS school in TCU.
This Broncos cheerleader is definitely fired up and showing off how flexible she is. I wouldn't be surprised if ten different Boise State players tried to propose to her after the game. The success rate for that method of proposal is pretty high. It might be the best chance they get.
TCU has been a powerhouse all year and should have been the team getting a shot at the national title. Instead, they're just going to have to prove their worth by crushing Boise State.
They're getting off to a good start here. This cheerleader knows that they're going to have to break out the big guns for this one, so she's rocking the cleavage right off the bat. A strong move.
Before she started going there, they were just known as the Frogs. That's how hot she is.
Iowa will be going up against Georgia Tech in one of the least anticipated games of the year. Seriously, it's going to be hard to get excited for this one.
However, the cheerleaders will do their part to keep things interesting. Take Iowa's for example. They may look like your All-American girl by day, but by night they put the "Ow!" in Iowa.
As deliciously scandalous at the Iowa cheerleaders are in their off time, Georgia Tech brings the heat come game time.
Seriously, tell me you don't wish you were the guy in the middle holding her up. She is fine. This Yellow Yacket has stung me in the heart, and I'm allergic to love.
Winner: Georgia Tech
Finally, we get down to the big one. Texas vs. Alabama. A matchup of two cheerleader heavyweights if there ever was one.
Texas has got a leg up with the uniforms for sure. The sexy tasseled vest and the chaps is enough to make any guy wish they could get her into the saddle.
It's a known fact that Texas girls are as hot as the weather and sweeter than Texas BBQ sauce. It will be hard to beat their cheerleaders.
Alabama has just enough firepower to do it, though. The Crimson Tide rolled through Florida like it was nothing and I don't see Texas doing much to stop them either.
Bama girls are some hot southern mamas and their cheerleaders are as friendly as they get. This might be as close of a contest as we've had yet. The Texas cheerleader was hot, but it's hard to beat the combined goodness of these two Alabama cheerleaders.
And the winner is...
Check out sexy Alabama cheerleader Sidney Ann McGough showing off her stuff (literally) in the pool. That's the kind of showmanship and effort that I'm looking for in my cheerleader national champions.