Slovenian-Americans like myself do love to laugh—laughter is actually forbidden in Slovenia—so I am overjoyed that the Tiger Woods punchlines keep on rolling.
The diversity of comedy available is truly inspiring. The Woods situation even made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's "Unnecessary Censorship", my favorite bit in late night comedy.
With the news on Woods' mother-in-law coming in, there's truly no end in sight for this story, so try not to get too fatigued.
Instead, relax, and have a laugh or two. It's the patriotic thing to do.