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The Ten Worst Names in Sports

jake clarkeCorrespondent IJanuary 16, 2017

Here are some of the worst and most embarrassing names belonging to sportsmen old and new.

10. Dick Trickle - NASCAR driver - 1989-2007

9. George Shorthose - NFL - 1985  

8. Dick Butkus - NFL - 1965-1973

7. Andrei Arshavin - football/soccer - 2000-present

6. Pete LaCock - MLB - 1972-1989

5. Harry Colon - NFL - 1991-1997

4. Assol Slivets - Skiing - 2006

3. Dick Pole - MLB - 1973-1978

2. Johnny Dickshot - MLB - 1936-1945

1. Chubby Cox - NBA - 1982-1983

I apologize if I have caused any offense to the readers of this article.

However, I would like to know if you can think of any better.

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