The parade of Tiger Woods “transgressions” is getting unfortunately longer, as Your Girlfriend is about to be named his latest mistress sometime tomorrow.

Reports surfaced over the weekend that Woods and Your Girlfriend started seeing each other romantically sometime around summer 2006.

Apparently the two met when Woods was in town with a charity golf event and went out afterward for a few drinks at a local watering hole.

According to reports, a college friend of Woods, now Global Marketing Chief of Nike Golf, approached Your Girlfriend with an offer to take a picture with the golfing legend. Your girlfriend, of course, accepted, and Woods—52 out of 59 when leading after the third round—took it from there.

A press conference has been scheduled for early tomorrow, where Your Girlfriend and her attorney are expected to make a statement and confirm her fling with Woods.

She is also expected to announce the publication of her new book, tentatively titled Your Girlfriend Had Sex with Tiger Woods.

Josh Friedman, a spokesman for her new attorney’s office, said that they’re convinced of the veracity of her story. “After numerous interviews with your friends and your family—conducted without your knowledge—we’re convinced she was truthful about her story,’ Friedman said. “Especially when you factor in the text messages.”

A short sample of Tiger’s texti-ness:

"Dreamed u were on fire and I was a fireman. HOTTT!"

"Do U want to play sand trap 2nite? I’ll bring my rake."

"Nike wants to buy u for me? How much?"

Attempts to reach Your Girlfriend for comment have been unsuccessful.

Your Girlfriend is at latest count the sixth woman to be named as one of Woods’ mistresses, and men everywhere are suddenly concerned someone they love might be next.

Salesman Rich Sommers, for one, is worried. “I know the PGA came through here about six months ago, some sort of Open or something. I didn’t think anything of it at the time. But now, well, now who knows?”

Joseph Young, a local optometrist, is equally alarmed. “I remember Sheila asking for golf lessons last year and thinking it was very unlike her.”

“Erin was glued to the Masters this year,” claimed worried union carpenter Nate Hastings. “I just thought she was trying to spend time with me. What did I know?" 

As boyfriends everywhere scramble to deal with this nationwide crisis, rumors are already circulating with the name of yet another mistress: Your Wife.