The Tiger Woods saga is starting to be like a Family Guy joke. It's funny at first, then it goes on too long and stops being funny, then it goes on a little bit longer and becomes inexplicably funny again.
First Tiger had three mistresses, then three more came out over the weekend, then we have a seventh today. Forget the Jelly of the Month Club, the Tiger story is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
So before your mom comes out and claims that she has slept with Tiger, let's go ahead and rank these ladies on how well Woods actually did in the looks department.