Week 12 Part 2: Chiefs-Chargers, Raiders-Cowboys, Skins-Eagles & Pats-Saints

The four games that will make up this slideshow was symbolized by the Patriots and Tom Brady seeing a lot of this.

Not only did the team of the decade not have a pass rush, but Drew Brees laid a vicious smackdown on the Patriots secondary, to the point where Bill Belichick made a call to the Bears to see if they'd hand over a backup corner for a third round pick. And if you're a backup corner on the BEARS, that tells you a lot about your career. Needless to say, Jerry Angelo would accept this offer.

Also, is it a bad thing that I don't know who the Patriot cornerbacks are? Well, neither did Drew Brees, because he sure never heard from them, to put it mildly.

Philly's lucky

Let's be honest. The Chiefs are absolute guano. But after the previous week's win over the Steelers, who have been absolutely screwed by circumstances, they had to be feeling they could hang with the Chargers, whose high flying offense is still fun to watch even with the decline of LDT.

Phillip Rivers is easily a top ten QB in the NFL, and some people might even put him in the top 5. And Phillip Rivers simply felt like going "lol chiefs"

How'd I end up here, anyway?

This angry young man is Chiefs tackle/guard Branden Albert. Right now he has to be asking himself how he got stuck with Matt Cassel, who has looked much like the version of Drew Bledsoe Cowboy fans have tried to forget.

Right now, Branden is asking "Hey, Mr. Pioli, can you trade me to the Patriots? Hell, I'd play fullback to get away from KC right now." Branden's expression says it all.

Open Gates

Chiefs saw this wayyyyy too much on Sunday.

Hey, wait!

Here, Cassel is about to be owned by the Charger defense yet again. His linemen have apparently all resigned at once, including Branden Albert, who decided that better things could be done with his life.

Branden watched the movie "Seven Years in Tibet" before the game, and it inspired him to do something other than be run over by Luis Castillo.

Onward to the Raiders

This man makes my head hurt. Arrest him.

And it gets better!

What's worse? Losing and KEEPING BRUCE GRADKOWSKI out there while doing so, or allowing this overrated smackass to dissect you surgically?

This is what you USED to be, Champ;

I'm so sorry, Mr. Asomugha. You deserve so much better than an owner who can't remember when to wear his Depends and a head coach who looks a lot like a walrus with gout.

Retire now, man, you can leave with respect.

Overpaid and bad

Exhibit A: How to waste money, Raiders style.

When the Raiders became too awful to watch

Even the Cowboys cheerleaders outplayed the Raiders.

Raiders could use this guy, he surely couldn't be any worse

For no reason at all, here's a picture of an angry Big Show. Maybe not angry, but it's Big Show, he looks angry even when he's not angry.

His expression mirrors the one I had at the end of the Thanksgiving Day games.

Ya'll don't want none...break the walls down!

Every time I look at Don, I'm reminded that 1) Philly fans are idiots for constantly wanting to get rid of this guy and 2) Rush Limbaugh is an even bigger idiot for choosing an excellent QB to plant his hate speech on.

Not a defensive player within 10 yards

I'm so open, I'm Ava Devine's legs. Mmmmmm...Ava Devine....

Jim Zorn hears voices in his head. But they don't council him or understand.

Randy Orton's advice to Jim Zorn when Jim holds his exit interview with Dan Snyder

There's Hertz, and there's not exactly.

Only the beginning.

Once more, with feeling!

Talk about passing your test with flying colors. Ask Pierre Thomas.

I sincerely believe the Patriots just got run over with some help from...

And here's one of Drew Brees' friends taunting the Patriots directly following the game. Hold on, the editor's yelling something at me...fired?

Ow.

This says it all. Tommy looks like a bully ate his ice cream and slapped him afterward because it was strawberry. They got beaten up. But that said...

And that's it!

Yeah, the team who has to play them next is not going to enjoy this day.