Golfers Behaving Badly

Larry SnarkvilleAnalyst IDecember 3, 2009

HEXHAM, ENGLAND - JUNE 27:  Juan Quiros of Spain enjoys a joke with Angel Franco of Paraguay after holing a putt during a friendly putting event arranged  during the fog-delayed third round of the De Vere Collection PGA Seniors Championship played over The Hunting Course, De Vere Slaley Hall on June 27, 2009 in Hexham, England  (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
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Topped it, skulled it, thinned it, breakfast ball, mulligan, blocked it, came out of it, left it out, bladed it, boned it, chunked it, chunked city, yanked it, tugged it, waved at it, fan job, butter cut, cut it, pulled it, skanked it, Aliced it, Mary Janed it, missed it, caught it thin, caught it fat, hit it fat, hit it thin, hit a screamer, hit a low runner, a cup out, on the high side, rim job, prom putt (nothing but lip), lipped out, bailed on it, bailed out, came off it, came over the top, topped it, hit it squirrelly, on the dance floor, dancing, came up short, short armed it, chili dipped it, crushed it, nutted it, hit it on the screws, nailed it, killed it, hammered it, worm burner, Eva Braun-ed it (dead in the bunker), Thurman Munson-ed it (dead Yank),  it’s wet, get there, plugged it, toed it, shanked it, fried egg, up and down, good out, that’s dead, threw in a bomb, made a bomb, dropped in a bomb, curled it in, snaked it in, flopped it, dropped it in, chased after it, chased it, down the line, in to out, out to in, and lost it.