D.C.’s best rapper and confused basketball fan, Wale’, will likely be the best thing to happen to the Redskins this December, as he is scheduled to perform at halftime of the ‘Skins-Cowboys game on Dec. 27.
Immediately, two possible scenarios emerge from this performance.
One, Sonny Jurgensen and Sam Huff drunkenly question, "What the hell was that at halftime?"
The music has no effect on the ‘Skins, and they go on to lose in a blowout.
Or, and this is most likely, Sonny Jurgensen and Sam Huff drunkenly question, "What the hell was that at halftime?"
The fans are hyped and will the Redskins to a victory against the ‘Boys by the slimmest of margins.
Either way, Sonny and Sam will be drunk and have no clue what hip-hop is. These are facts that will not be debated.
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