1. Never leave a voice mail with another woman.
2. Stay away from VIP Lounges.
3. Never text a mistress.
4. Never confess to your wife with golf clubs laying around.
5. Use the car with bullet proof glass.
6. Don't bang more than one mistress at a time.
7. Keep your head down.
8. Remember that everything on the internet lasts virtually forever.
9. Women talk about their love lives, men don't.
10. Spend more time on the driving range, and less time with your putter.

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