Ranking Tiger Woods' Mistresses

Throughout her career, Marilyn Monroe staked out her claim as the most attractive, famous adultress of all time.

With the advent of the internet and images and stories spreading worldwide in a matter of seconds, it appears she may have some company in the fame department.

Let's take a look at how Tiger's mistresses stack up.

I think these women deserve to be ridiculed after sleeping with someone they know to be married. Let's hope they never find happiness.

#4 Rachel

A nightclub hostess, Rachel was the first of these three women to be accused of sleeping with Tiger.

Although she has denied the rumor throughout, it's looking more and more likely that she was involved.

Her looks are really not on par with what one would expect from the billionaire superstar.

This chick not only sleeps with married men, but looks awful doing it.

I'll admit she has a nice body, but seriously. Did Tiger hit her with his four iron? With all the plastic surgery being done lately you would think she could get a face lift or something.

Yuck.

Maybe Tiger should buy her a bra as a parting gift. It's not hard to determine that this chick is trailer trash.

#3 Jaimee

Jamie Grubbs was the first and only one of these three women to come forward with evidence of an affair with Tiger.

Nicknamed "The Whore" for her hookerish face, Jamie saved hundreds of texts and voicemails from Tiger, hoping to make the money any way she can.

Jamnie was thrilled to sell her story, hinting that this is not the first time she has done something just for the money.

I'll allow you to connect the dots on that one, but why is Tiger slumming it with such trash when he's a billionaire superstar?

#2 Kalika

Moquin, like another mistress was/is a club hostess.

Born in Montana, Kalika has moved into the international stage after revealing a long standing affair with the golf superstar.

Kalika Moquin, now a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas supposedly hooked up with Tiger more than once at his Las Vegas hotel during the weekend of Oct. 23. Kalika is the third woman to be publicly linked to Tiger.

As far as appearances go, Kalika is hands down the most attractive of these three supposed mistresses.

#1 His Wife

Let's face it. Tiger might be the world's best golfer, but off the course his decision making seems to be lacking.

Let's go through his thought process-

1. Become world's greatest golfer
2. Never enjoy the fame and get married instead
3. get bored of marriage to superhot Swedish bikini model.
4. Sleep with random trailer trash.
5. Give evidence of affairs to trashy women.
6. Deny, Deny, Deny
7. Admit it all

Here's an idea Tiger—If your wife is among the hottest women on earth, you don't sleep around.

Wait until she gets old and wrinkly first. Then nobody can blame you.

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