Rating Tiger Woods Transgressions: Kalika Moquin Pics and More

Tiger Woods “transgressions” have come up in the news recently. His recent confession on his site confirms, to me anyway, that he did “lift, clean and cheat.” Also Tiger Woods voicemail that is now on the web, is also a confirmation.

Let’s be honest people Tiger is a mega star with women all over him, and yes there is such a thing as “golf groupies.”

I thought it would be appropriate to rank each “transgression” as well as provide some colorful commentary on the most important question in the world, “What was Woods Thinking?”

Here are the three “transgressions” and my thoughts on Tiger’s decision here.

These are three holes Tiger would love to play differently. Too soon?

Third Hottest Transgrsssion: Kalika Moquin

Mulligan?

Second Hottest Transgression: Jamie Grubb

I would have laid up.

First Hottest Transgression: Rachel Uchitel

Golf Shot! Well played Tiger, well played.

Third Sluttiest Transgression: Jamie Grubb

One question for Jamie, was Tiger into Fore-Play?

Second Sluttiest Transgression: Kalika Moquin

This chick digs the long ball.

First Sluttiest Transgression: Rachel Uchitel

Tiger is in the rough with this girl. I wonder what Tiger's caddy was doing during all this?

Triple Bogey: Kalika Moquin

Tiger had a triple bogey with these transgressions. Good thing that Stanford education, (even though he left early) came in handy and he was able to use that word, transgression.

The newest addition to the list of "transgressions" is Kalika Moquin, pictured here. (I know, right?)

We can't judge Tiger too harshly. "Some times par is good enough to win," just not when you're 3 over.