10 people in sports that we should all hate

Now days it seems like people are forgetting that it is okay to hate players in any league if you want to. So why are we as sports fans becoming such giant babies about those few stupid players? It has come to the point were if the media throws someone under the bus we don't kick that guy while he is down anymore we try to help him up and then we get hit by a second bus called being a wuss. So for all you people out there who just can't seem to muster up some good old fashion hatred here is a list of players you should be hating.

#10 Al Davis

Let me make one thing clear I can not stand Al Davis, I have dreams where Al Davis dies and I wake up smiling but lately it has just gotten sad. If you would have asked me to make this list a couple of years ago Al Davis would have been in the top 3 no question but even just kinda want him to do something anything right now, That is beside the point we still hate him he is the owner of the most evil sports franchise in the history of the earth The Raiders, did you just throw up in your mouth a little i sure did. Fact I am a huge Chiefs fan and so I hate Al Davis maybe more than I should but look at him, look at those nasty hair plugs, skin that looks like it's about to slide off his face, and those stupid jump suits and on a side note he looks like Sloth from the goonies and that really pisses me off. Even listening to him makes you hate him a little more that nasty chain smoker voice that reminds me of those santa clauses that sit at the mall (also known as creepers). His big thing is "just win baby" why is he still saying this when the odds of the raiders winning anything ever are slim to none. I understand that he is one of the most famous owners in the history of the NFL but it's time to step down and let someone else run your team, I mean you drafted Darious Hayword-Bey when Michael Crabtree was still on the board my 8 year old sister could have made a better choice. So I just wanna wrap up by saying Al Davis may or may not be Satan and do you really want to say you don't hate Satan? Just think about it.

#9 Tim Tebow

I wouldn't say Tim Tebow is evil but he is for sure someone worth hating. So yeah he is a good guy who circumcised a bunch of little kids in third world countries on spring break instead of partying, that doesn't seem weird to anyone else, my theory is that he is an alien sent down here to gain our love and trust and then kill us all. The biggest reason to hate him is the fact that he cried after that Ole Miss game it was pathetic and now that speech is everywhere in Florida, WHAT THE HECK, your quarterback just made your whole team look like a bunch of cry babies so now you are gonna let everyone remember it? Not cool Florida not cool at all. Another reason to hate him is that people are ready to crown him the best college football quarterback of all time, if you wanna crown him crown him but he is who I think he is (I love Dennis Green). So who do I think he is? I think he's a system quarterback who should work on catching balls because if he wants any NFL career at all he's gonna be a fullback or a tight end. The person we should be impressed with is Urban Meyer not Tim Tebow even Chris Leak won a championship in Meyers system, Alex Smith looked like Joe Montanna in Meyers system. My point is until people realize that he isn't the the hottest thing since Tyra Banks that we all need to hate him.

#8 Hedo Turkoglu

My biggest question with Turkoglu is who smashed his face when he was a baby? I want to shake that person's hand, my bet is that some kid got tired of his crap in like 3rd grade and belted him in the face with a baseball bat, or maybe he just ran into a lot of windows when he was a kid, point is this dudes face is jacked up and it gives me the skeeves to look at it. Another reason to hate him is that he was a total tool to the Trailblazers this off-season, I mean who agrees to a contract in Portland then decides to go to Toronto and sign another contract while you're there. Not even Kobe Bryant (who you will see on this list at some point) would have done something that messed up. The really big reason to hate him is that he couldn't miss in the Boston Orlando series he was like a freaking robot from behind the ark and it hurt my soul. I promised my friends that Boston would beat the Magic and then Turkoglu and Peitrus show up and kill us. Lets make one thing clear Hedo is not as good as he was in the playoff's and he screwed over the Raptors by taking all that money, did they think that would help Bosh stay because trust me he is gone no matter what. So point is if you are Celtics fan or just plain don't like ugly people you should hate Hedo Turkoglu

#7 Johnny Damon

If I made this list before 2005 you would not have seen Damon on here, I would have taken a bullet for Johnny Damon and died a happy man, but then he broke my heart. Imagine a boy who was completely in love with Damon and the Red Sox waking up one morning and flipping on ESPNNEWS and finding out that one of his heroes just stabbed him in the back and signed with the Yankees. I was that little boy, real tears came out of my face when I saw him all cleanly shaved and putting on a Yankee hat TEARS PEOPLE. From that point on I have spit every single time I hear his name, if I ever see him on the street he better watch his back, I'm not sayin I'm just sayin. In 48 hours he went from a lovable idiot to my enemy and it was all ok until this year I found comfort in the fact that the Sox won another world series without him and he hadn't won jack but now he has and it makes me angry. The only reason I have him this low is because of an article I read today that said that the Yanks don't want him anymore and are showing him the door because they don't even think he is worth Abreu money, hahahah Damon it's what you deserve.

#6 Reggie Miller

Okay I did spend time looking for a picture of Reggie that made him look like the biggest tool the world has ever seen but the point is I found it and look at him, is that someone you want to like? didn't think so. Who's idea was it to make Reggie Miller a play by play guy or to even put him on t.v.? That person deserves a swift kick to the crotch. This is how that conversation must have gone "we could really use an ex NBA player that has the most annoying and irritating voice known to man, but who could that be? Oh I know lets give Reggie Miller a call that will ruin games for everyone that wants to watch." Have you tried to watch a game with Reggie calling it? The only thing he does is talk crap about other players and how he could do better but I seem to recall two years ago when he was too out of shape for a comeback when KG asked him to come play. The sad truth is that Reggie was a hall of fame player but why does that mean we have to like him? When he was a player he flopped more than Vlade Divac and faked more injuries than anybody in the history of the world. He still fakes injuries the other day he had a wrist brace on and made it very clear to all of us that were subjected to his voice that his wrist was sore. I think what bothers me the most is that he thinks he is greater than or equal to Charles Barkley and he is not at all he is equal to Lindsay Lohan on crack calling a Clippers game, too far? I don't think so.

#6 Reggie Miller

Okay I did spend time looking for a picture of Reggie that made him look like the biggest tool the world has ever seen but the point is I found it and look at him, is that someone you want to like? didn't think so. Who's idea was it to make Reggie Miller a play by play guy or to even put him on t.v.? That person deserves a swift kick to the crotch. This is how that conversation must have gone "we could really use an ex NBA player that has the most annoying and irritating voice known to man, but who could that be? Oh I know lets give Reggie Miller a call that will ruin games for everyone that wants to watch." Have you tried to watch a game with Reggie calling it? The only thing he does is talk crap about other players and how he could do better but I seem to recall two years ago when he was too out of shape for a comeback when KG asked him to come play. The sad truth is that Reggie was a hall of fame player but why does that mean we have to like him? When he was a player he flopped more than Vlade Divac and faked more injuries than anybody in the history of the world. He still fakes injuries the other day he had a wrist brace on and made it very clear to all of us that were subjected to his voice that his wrist was sore. I think what bothers me the most is that he thinks he is greater than or equal to Charles Barkley and he is not at all he is equal to Lindsay Lohan on crack calling a Clippers game, too far? I don't think so.

#5 Tony Romo

Dear Tony Romo, you are not one of the top ten quarterbacks in the NFL like you think you are, sorry to break the news to you. Can anyone tell me how on earth Romo has the contract he does because if you can you should be writing articles not me. How does someone that could at any moment throw 6 INT's and loose you a game and has yet to win a game in the playoffs get almost $12 million a year? How does he get Jessica Simpson before she put on weight? How did he land Carrie Underwood and manage to dump her? Everything about Romo baffles me. So he has the best win percentage in November of any quarterback ever okay what does that prove? I think people forget about the play vs the Seahawks or any of the other countless times he has managed to screw up a big game. He is so lucky that Jerry Jones is one crazy and two madly in love with him. There are games where I think they would be better off putting John Kitna in and not Romo but nobody ever asks me what I think. One reason I am so bitter about Romo is that I had him on a fantasy team not too long ago and he broke his fingers and screwed me over I had Kyle Orton as a back up and this is Orton with the Bears not new second coming MVP caliber player Orton. Bottom line is that Romo is mostly hated for how good he and the rest of the world thinks he is but we all know he isn't. right?

#4 Adam Morrison

Okay so this is partly because I really wanted to use this picture. But seriously Adam Morrison is a grade A tool. Do you remember that time that he fell down on the court and started crying because he lost? I do sometimes I go back and watch this clip when I want to remember that I am not the biggest baby in the world. Real men don't cry after a loss (that means you too Tebow) real men take it, say congrats to the team that won, and use it as motivation to be better when you come back. Okay now it's time for the obvious part, the mustache, why is it still on his face before I thought that he was just a stupid college kid but HE STILL HAS IT. He cut his hair which was good he looked like he should have been on that 70's show but the stash is still there. Listen I am a huge fan of facial hair and love me a good mustache like Dan Quisenberry he had some beautiful hair on his lip. Morrison's looks like an 8th grade kid who just saw his first porn stash would make theirs look. The newest development in why I hate Adam Morrison is that I saw him get a championship ring the other night with the Lakers and I didn't see him play one single time, I did as much for the Lakers as Morrison did where is my ring? Another reason is just he is a Laker and that in its self is enough to make me hate you.

#3 Kobe Bryant

Call me old fashioned but I generally have a problem with rooting for someone who raped a woman, and even more so someone who got away with it. How on earth has everyone forgotten that he freaking raped someone in Colorado? The bigger question is how did his wife stay with him after that? Lately everyone wants to love Kobe because they think he gets picked on and that loving him makes them unique, guess what it doesn't everyone and their dog loves Kobe. The thing that hurts the most is that even Shaq doesn't hate Kobe anymore, what happened there I miss the days of Shaq singing "hey Kobe tell me how my a$$ taste" now not even Shaq can muster up some hate for the bean. Another reason to hate Kobe is for starting his own stupid nickname: Black Mamba, what does that even mean why is it so stupid and who does he expect to call him that? Black Mamba is the worst nickname ever, it's worse than the Akron Hammer (sportsnation anyone?). So now Kobe has his ring without Shaq woopdy freaking doo he still isn't a top 5 NBA player. He is a ball hog who ran the best player on his team out of town because he wanted more attention, tell me how that is someone worth liking. Another thing is how does Phil Jackson still like him? Kobe got Phil run out too and I like Phil he is a good guy and the second best coach of all time. Kobe told the Buss that he wanted Shaq and Phil gone and Buss made it happen. Then what everyone seems to forget is that the Lakers were bad with them gone just straight up bad loosing in the first round every single year they might as well have been the Grizzlies but noooo everyone writes those years off like they didn't happen well guess what they did and I remember. I wanna finish by saying HE RAPED SOMEONE.

#2 A-Rod

Let's take a look at what has happened in the life of A-Rod this year: Got caught cheating on his wife with Maddona, Got caught for using steroids, Lied to Katey Couric, and was an all around butthole to anyone and everyone. Somehow through all of that he has emerged as someone that people love, even the New York Media loves him because they finally won a world series. This is an outrage I am a huge Barry Bonds fan and if he had been caught doing all of those things he would never be able to show his face anywhere ever again, but for some reason that I am not aware of A-Rod doing it made people feel bad for him. I miss the good old days when everyone hated A-Rod fans from other teams hated him for being a Yankee, Yankee fans hated him for being the anti-clutch, the media hated him for being a jerk, his teammates hated him for hogging all the spotlight and being a butthole, and even his manager hated him. To me A-Rod is that guy that got beat up the first few days of camp by everyone for being weird and then the last two days people got pissed at each other for beating up A-Rod because they feel sorry for him. Point is don't feel sorry for him he has a huge contract, 3 MVP's, Kate Hudson, a world series, and did I mention KATE HUDSON. I want everyone to hate A-Rod like I do he contributes nothing to my beloved game of baseball and I wouldn't want him on my team. I don't even want him on my fantasy team. I really hate A-Rod.

#1 Sasha Vujacic

SASHA!!!!!! Few people make me angrier than Sasha Vujacic he is a worthless player that can only make pull up 3's and only when I really need him to miss them. Some people (like Turkoglu) get beat by the ugly stick, Vujacic got beat several times with the ugly stick, seeing him on my t.v. makes me throw up in my mouth and trust me he isn't any better in person. STORY TIME: This summer I was on a plane to Vegas when the flight attendant came on the speaker and told us all that world champion Sasha Vujacic was on the plane. Suddenly I was pissed and wanted to beat the crap out of something. I had always told my friend Ross that if I ever had the chance to slap Sasha I would, so as I walk off the plane there he is my mortal enemy and what do I do? I keep walking. Saddest moment of my life, there he was the thing that I hate most in this life the machine himself and I didn't slap him like i should have. This will haunt me for the rest of my life, I felt like I had let my two biggest heroes (Paul Pierce and Bill Simmons) down. So another reason I hate Sasha is his hair it makes me angry to see his beauty hair flow in slow mo when it's long and when it's short he looks like a mouse. The guy needs to find a hair style that is somewhere in the middle. Also his nasty pube beard that makes him look like someone that is gonna bomb the staples center. The man haunts my dreams and always will, the only thing that can make us even is if I can get everyone to share my hate for Sasha Vujacic.