Brittany Binger's Photos are Way Hotter than Grady Sizemore's

It was recently discovered that Indians center fielder Grady Sizemore had taken some nearly nude pictures of himself and sent them to his girlfriend, Playboy Playmate, Brittany Binger. Those pictures have apparently been stolen off of her computer and put on the internet for all to see.

Let's jump past the irony of a guy whose last name is a combination of "Size" and "More" being able to cover his unmentionables with a simple coffee cup. Also that he forgot the golden rule that if you take naked pictures of yourself and send them to someone else, no matter how much you trust them, those pictures will eventually get out.

The important thing here is that Brittany Binger is freaking hot. I can't believe I didn't know that Grady was dating a Playmate, but let's take this opportunity to check out the sexy lady that has just put Sizemore's career in a whole new light.

Although her and Brady took that picture in Vegas, Brittany is actually from the great state of Ohio, so it's not a stretch to think that she might have had her eye on Grady for a little while.

Binger is also good friends with Kendra Wilkinson, making appearances on The Girls Next Door and Kendra's own show. As we all know well, Kendra is a big sports fan and is married to WR Hank Baskett. I guess Brittany wanted to bag her an athlete as well.

Unlike Kendra, Brittany says that her turn-ons are talented and successful men. Sizemore has been to three All-Star games and is the owner of two Gold Gloves. I would call that talented and successful.

Sizemore's tale is a cautionary tale for all athletes moving forward. Just because a girl is smokin' hot, you still need to remember that her email password could very well be 123456789. Don't send women you date anything that you don't want the whole world to see.

According to Binger, the person who stole the pictures off her email is the same stalker that's been pestering her for a while now and had actually hacked her email once before.

Really? This guy hacked her email once before and she didn't feel the need to remove said pictures? Or have so many guys sent her pictures like that that she didn't even think twice about it?

Sizemore is pretty pissed about the pictures being out there, and is working with his lawyers to get the pictures off the internet entirely. Let's just take a moment to be thankful that Brittany Binger has no such qualms about these, or other pictures that I couldn't put on here for obvious reasons (coughGoogleimageseachcough) being on the internet.

From Binger's protected Twitter page:

My boyfriend & I are STILL together! These pic's were stolen. I would never release pictures like that, ever!

Ignoring the unnecessary apostrophe in "pics," it seems that some people have accused Binger of releasing the pictures because she broke up with Sizemore.

Oh, I just thought of another reason not to send pictures like that to someone. Not all relationships last forever, guy.

Here's another thing—if you're dating a Playmate, there's no possible way that your nude pictures can even come close to their nude pictures. Why even give the option for comparison?

You know what, who cares if Sizemore was stupid to send her those pictures and now he's humiliated? It gives us another reason to appreciate the gorgeous Brittany Binger.

She can hack into my email any time.