The events that transpired in a rather expensive and tony neighborhood near Orlando has left us with one unavoidable question and one irrefutable answer.

Question: Why should anyone care to know the “real reason” behind Tiger Woods lost battle with a fire hydrant and nearby tree?

Answer: Because those (hopefully) few clogging the blogosphere and screaming for Tiger to allow digging around in his personal closet are exceptionally pathetic people taking up valuable land space, and who have little or no real life at all.

Take for instance the local news anchor, almost giddy following up a taped story about the incident. The standard prop was brought out and used to create even more hilarity on the set. A tabloid newspaper/bird cage carpet hawking the alleged “CHEATING SCANDAL!!!” involving Tiger Woods and a reported NYC mistress/waitress/sexting buddy.

Or the NY newspaper, itself considered something more than a little suspect in how they gather and report their version of the news. A noted columnist, who could be viewed seeking to side with public opinion and ride this wave of hysteria to another book deal, coming to the pointed conclusion that Tiger Woods needs to address this story and tell his adoring public what really went on.

No. He doesn’t.

Tiger Woods doesn’t owe anyone an explanation save the local police department, his family, close friends, and maybe a heart-to-heart with his car for having bounced it around like a pinball on the neighborhood bumpers.

In this case, Tiger Woods doesn’t owe you, his adoring fans, one single syllable of explanation.

Granted, there are instances where he can be put on the putting surface carpet and asked to explain himself.

If he puts a wicked slice into his ball on the 18th hole of the Masters and torches that next green jacket. Should he crank up another infantile tantrum when his driver fails to respond as it should. If he uncharacteristically shoves that easy putt three feet to the left and wipes out any chance your “Fantasy Golf” team crushes those of the golf neophytes at your office.

Then, feel free to intrude on his inner most psyche and seek a slice of wisdom.

CLICK HERE FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS ARTICLE, detailing the kind of people most eager to hear more dirt on the accident, and a suggestion for those who feel a desperate need to know everything that happened.