Casting "The Simpsons" with MLB Players

He's the star of his team, he's a lovable guy with a big heart, and he has Homer's paunch.

Despite being a midseason call-up, he became a fan favorite as a rookie in 2003. He's a great player, but he also gets into some trouble.

Just a young kid, he's become a household name despite not having done anything yet.

He's a devout Christian, everything he does is perfect, and other players are jealous of his talent.

Trying to get $200 million for Matt Holliday is almost as bad as selling a two-ounce bag of chips for $5.99.

He's a rich old man who buys whatever he wants. Steinbrenner would need to lose weight for the part.

He's always inventing new statistics that people hate.

Everybody hates him, and nobody seems to know why he's still in charge.

He likes his marijuana. Lincecum was also considered for the role of Bart before his arrest.

Sometimes "respectful and humble" (former teammate Shawn Green), he is prone to violent bouts of craziness.