Welcome to Philadelphia, Where Mediocrity Rules

From the Eagles to the Phillies, the hits keep coming for Philadelphia sports fans. Ron Glover shares his pain.

by Ron Glover (Columnist)

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October 17, 2007

NFL, MLB, Philadelphia Phillies, Philadelphia Flyers, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia 76ers

Looking back on the 24 years without a championship in Philadelphia, one saying comes to mind:

“I’ve gotta laugh to keep from cryin’.”

It’s been like watching a car wreck for the better part of generation—it's awful, but you just can't turn away.

What has become of the Philadelphia Eagles? Their NFC title dreams are all but shot—and it's not even Halloween.

The only question is whether Andy Reid or Donovan McNabb will be the first to go. My money is on McNabb.

As much yardage as the QB has produced on the field, he’s equaled it in controversy...and you know what controversy without a championship equals in Philadelphia?

You guessed it—a one-way ticket out of town.

At the end of the season, McNabb will have two years remaining on his contract. With the unexpected progression of Kevin Kolb, owner Jeffrey Lurie may have to make the tough decision.

As for Reid—if he needs to tend to family issues, so be it.

Lay down your pride, Andy. You've been blessed with warning signs that Tony Dungy and thousands of other parents never got.

And then there are the 76ers. GM Billy King and owner Ed Snider are calling 2007-08 “Phase Two” of a three-phase project.

I call it “Let's wait 'til next summer when we have $15-$20 million to spend, and pray that someone wants to come here.”

With a team full of 2’s and 3’s, the Sixers will get killed in the post. I do like guards Andre Iguodala, Andre Miller, and Lou Williams—but after that all you have is Samuel Dalembert, who needs help on the blocks to really be effective.

At just 6'7", Reggie Evans is being counted on too much to fix the team's rebounding woes.

On the ice, the Flyers used to be the city's steady source of championship hope.

Not lately.

Last season was the worst in franchise history. After a 1-6-1 start, coach Ken Hitchcock was fired, GM and Flyer legend Bobby (call me Bob) Clarke resigned, and the Flyers limped to a league-worst 22-48-12 record.

The traditionally physical team is trying prove it can cut in the “New NHL”—a league ruled by speed. Out are Peter Forsberg and other veterans. In are goalie Martin Biron, defensemen Jason Smith and Kimmo Timonen, wingers Scott Hartnell and Joffrey Lupul, and the prize of the free agent season—Daniel Briere from the Buffalo Sabres.

Briere is an undersized center who can get up the ice faster than most. He's also one of the most accurate scorers in the league. Briere is currently fifth in the NHL in scoring, a large reason why the Flyers are off to a 4-1 start.

And, finally, we come to the Phightin’ Phillies.

This season, the Phils became the first franchise in all sports to reach 10,000 losses. They are, needless to say, no strangers to futility.

Since Charlie Manuel’s arrival in 2005, the Phils have had two near misses at the postseason, and Manuel bore the brunt of the town’s frustration.

To his credit, though, Manuel held the troops together this season after a 4-11 start and a confrontation with sports talk radio host Howard Eskin. The Phils chased the Mets all season, and fought through injuries to stay within seven games of the NL East lead at the beginning of September.

And then the unthinkable happened.

Charlie’s bunch won 13 of 17 down the stretch to take the East crown—the greatest comeback in Major League history. In Philly, team and fans alike had visions of their first trip to the World Series 14 years.

But it was not to be.

The Phils were swept by the NL Champion Colorado Rockies in the NLDS, and are left to look to the future as the offseason begins.

Third base, starting pitching, and the bullpen will all be priorities this winter. For his efforts, Manuel was rewarded with a new two-year deal.

As it stands, Philly sports are at a crossroads. The Flyers and Phillies are on the upswing, the Eagles' window is closing, and the 76ers are caught between the future and the past.

As for me—I’m just hoping to survive the next wreck.

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  1. Oh, the plight of a Philly fan is a miserable one :( Thanks for rubbing salt in the wound, Ron.

  2. Great article Ron!

    The fans from Philly have indeed endured their fair share of heartbreak in the last 20 or so years...but hey, at least you guys have had some great runs in between. Let's make sure not to forget that the Eagles, Sixers, Flyers, and Phillies have all been to the championship game during the title drought and that surely counts for something. In addition, you've gotten the pleasure of watching some uber-talented athletes like Mike Schmidt, AI, and Eric Lindros put their heart and soul into your city's organizations.

    On another note: I know you guys already have plenty to be sad about, but the following statement is definitely inaccurate: "Charlie s bunch won 13 of 17 down the stretch to take the East crown the greatest comeback in Major League history."

    But the very team that beat you guys in the playoffs this year won 13 of their last 14, which is surely more impressive. Not only that, but they then became the first MLB team in playoff history to sweep both the division series and league championship series in the same year! 20 out of 21 in all, and still counting...

    Not to rub it in or anything though...gotta respect those Phightin' Phils...

  3. Zander, Considering that the Mets had a pretty firm grip on the division in the beginning of September with a favorable home schedule only to cough it up and not even make the playoffs makes the Phillies run to the division title monumental. In 1964, the Phils had a 6 game lead with 8 games to play only to cough up the NL Pennant. Until this season it was called the greatest collapse in baseball history.

    Not to take away anything that the Rockies have done, but their streak was just to get into the playoffs they had shot at the division, and if it wasn't for an umpire with poor vision (Holiday was out) they wouldn't be in there at all. But they've made the most of their trip and it should make for an exciting Series, wouldn't mind seeing them sweep through the playoffs.

    Thanks.

  4. I am from philly..and still am in philly...

    -_-...tearr

    DJ

  5. oh by the way

    GO FLYERS!

  6. So am I. What's that at the end of the first message?

  7. Hey ron i'm a flyers fan in good ol' Canada i would love too see a cup come too philly lets keep hoping.

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