A recent study found that 26% of New York City residents have genital herpes, well above the national average of 19%.  I’ve only been to the City once, but fortunately did not plow.  What a nightmare.  As my boy Sam always says, “Condoms are for sailors.”  While I tend to agree, following this advice in Gotham City is like playing Russian roulette with your jounce, only your odds are worse.  The city is running a free condom campaign.  Looks like that is going real well.  Free condoms are always fun.  They left a bowl of them in the entrance to student health when I was in school and it was always entertaining to watch people try and discreetly stuff a handful in their bookbag.   I’ve certainly pulled a few, because you can get a case of Bush Light for what a box condoms costs. 

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