The Heisman Race is really boring this year.
Alabama's Mark Ingram is the only 'hopeful' that would have any hope in any other year but this year's candidates are so bad from top to bottom I'm not sure there should be a race.
On the other hand, the inaugural Clarett Award—Awarded to the college football player that goes above and beyond in the quest to take the chance of a life time and flush it down the toilet like a handful of soiled Charmen—also known as the 'Thug of the Year ' competetion is tighter than Paris Hilton’s ‘skinny’ jeans fresh out of a super hot spin dry.
There was a debate about naming the award but since Ryan Perilloux is actually still playing football and may yet get his shot the award is named after Maurice Clarett, the case study in throwing your life away.
Let’s hope these guys aren’t as successful at destroying their lives as the Award’s namesake.
Without further ado, the nominees are…