I actually really, I mean really, like Chad Ochocinco.
He's hilarious, he's smart, he's witty, and he even did a Lambeau Leap. (If you don't want him to do the Leap, um, stop him from scoring).
But here is the deal: I don't care that he's sending mustard, mayonnaise, or relish.
He's an entertainer that just so happens to be awesome at football, but I don't need to hear about everything he does.
I want to hear about how he found the seam against the Steelers' incredible defense. I want to hear about how he caught a huge touchdown catch in the red zone.
I don't want to hear about how he sent keys to all the cornerbacks because he was going to "unlock their defense." (That hasn't happened, but I thought it was clever.)