Three People I Trust To Take Over For Tony Larussa

Title says it all. He won't be here forever sadly, soo gotta have a backup plan!

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she’s a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they’re Cubs fans, too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher, the students launch their hands into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception: A girl named Lucy doesn’t go along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she’s decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Cubs fan,” Lucy says.

“Then what are you?” asks the teacher.

“Why, I’m proud to be a Cards fan,” boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she’s a Cards fan. “Well, my mom and dad are Cards fans, so I’m a Cards fan, too.”

The teacher is now very angry. “That’s no reason!” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a hooker, and your dad was a drug addict. What would you be then?”

Lucy pauses, then smiles. “Why, then,” Lucy says, “I’d be Cubs fan.”

#3

Rod Delmonico, Manager of the 2009 Netherlands WBC team that beat the Dominican Republic twice. Danggggggggggg!!!

#2

Yea, Albert would be an amazing Player-Manager

#1

Jim Edmonds. Hey I like Jimmy. Amazing player, first ballot HOF, and gonna have his number retired. I just like him.