Week Nine Hot Hands and Cold Shoulders: Any Given Sunday
I watched Any Given Sunday last night. Twice.
No matter how many times you watch that movie, it makes you want to run through a wall, and then a pack of linebackers, followed by another wall. Every time.
I didn’t even need to drink coffee this morning. I have already run out of walls. (Okay, that’s a lie. I still drank my coffee, but I didn’t HAVE to drink it.)
Rather than give you some silly intro into this start or sit article, let me leave you with the immortal words of Coach Al Pacino. I yell this at my fantasy teams every time they lose.
How many Pantheon Cups do you want to win now?
Oh, and if you missed this week’s Fourth & 1 Debate due to yesterday’s incredibly lame and un-Pantheon-Cup server downtime, you should definitely read up. It’s a must-read for anyone bound for the fantasy football playoffs.
And if you’re a big fan of my work here on the starts and sits each week, show your gratitude by voting for Fantasy Football Fools in the Fantasy Football Librarian’s first annual Reader’s Choice Poll . I’m not sure what we win, but I will start planning a parade to rival the one the Yankees are getting this weekend.
Hot Hands Starts of the Week
Ray Rice, RB, Ravens vs. Bengals —I could not love this little running back more. Most of the time, the picks everyone likes in the preseason blow up in your face, but Rice has blown up on the field. I think Rice should have a good day—atypical when facing top run defenses, but this is a perfect storm of fantasy goodness.
Brandon Jacobs, RB, Giants vs. Chargers —They don’t have a nose tackle. That’s like a hole in the middle of your face. If Jacobs can’t run through that, it will only be because he is too big. After some devastating losses, the Giants better bring it, and Jacobs better be carrying the load.
Kevin Boss , TE, Giants vs. Chargers —He came back to life against the Eagles last week in an abomination of a performance by the Giants. Now he gets one of the sweetest tight end matchups out there. Let’s hope Eli Manning remembers he still exists.
Jamaal Charles, RB, Chiefs vs. Jaguars —I have reasons to doubt Charles—fumbles, offensive line play, the Chiefs, for crying out loud—but it’s very likely that I’ll be forced to rely on his services in at least one league this week. Against the Jags run-friendly defense, that doesn’t seem so bad.
Greg Jennings, WR, Packers vs. Bucs —At last. November is a good month for Jennings, and the Bucs can’t stop him. The Bucs also couldn’t stop me going out for a pass this week. You know, if I ever felt like running for one.
Cold Shoulders Sits of the Week
Derrick Mason, WR, Ravens vs. Bengals —It’s creepy how good the Bengals have gotten at taking away the top receiver from their opponents. They’ll do it again against Mason this week. More reason to like Ray Rice.
Michael Crabtree , WR, 49ers vs. Titans —Some will point to the Titans’ passing yard atrocities and claim this is a great week to play Crabtree: I’ll point to the Titans’ win last week against the Jaguars and say it is not as good as people may think.
While the Titans have been terrible—fantastically terrible—against the pass, they’re finally getting healthy in the secondary. Cortland Finnegan returned just last week, and the difference was noticeable.
I’d be concerned about taking the chance on starting Crabtree. He has the potential to do well with the number of targets he has received the last two weeks, but I have to worry about him. If you start him, know what you’re getting into. This is not your early-season Titans secondary.
Cedric Benson , RB, Bengals vs. Ravens —Is anyone else worried that the Ravens will be better prepared and out for revenge in this one? No? Just me? Well, I certainly wouldn’t jump into this one expecting the same 100-plus yard performance.
A good game for Benson is possible, but the Ravens looked more like themselves last week.
Matt Forte, RB, Bears vs. Cardinals —Hard to trust Forte against the Cardinals, even after Arizona has been torched by DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart. The Bears’ offensive line might just not have enough to open holes for Forte in this one. But at least you got your points from him last week.
Devin Hester, WR, Bears vs. Cardinals —I love the matchup, but I hate the injury. Hester is supposed to be breaking ankles, not spraining his own.
Unlike Anquan Boldin, I am not sure he can still be effective while hobbling 30 yards down the field. Not worth benching unless you have another solid option.
Snooze-Button Sleeper Pick of the Week
Malcom Floyd, WR, Chargers vs. Giants —Now, let’s talk about this name for a second. Is there a second “L” in it or not? I see “Malcolm” on almost half the other sites out there, and yet, the Chargers’ official site has no “L.” Get your act together, people.
Unlike fantasy analysts, Floyd should have his act very together against the very vulnerable secondary of the Giants. The G-Men just don’t get a break, do they? Saints, Eagles, Chargers? Pains cometh, New York, and their names are Vincent Jackson , Antonio Gates and Malcom “One-L” Floyd.
I almost refused to pick Floyd as my sleeper since he’s been pointed out by many others, but I plugged him so highly in the waiver wire post this week that I have to double down.
If you were lucky enough to snag him off the waiver wire, feel free to clear a spot on your roster. A score might be a little greedy, but there should be plenty of yards to go around this Sunday.
Song To Ease Your Pain While You Set Your Lineups
2 Unlimited —Twilight Zone from the soundtrack of Any Given Sunday .
Of course, this post has to stay with the Any Given Sunday theme.
Wow, that chorus is hot. It just makes you want to scream “MORTAL KOMBAT!” at the top of your lungs into fan blades. That will put hair on your chest (Watch out, ladies).
I’m out. It’s time for another cup of coffee. And maybe I can watch Any Given Sunday again while you leave happy little sit/start questions and comments below.
Don’t trust me? First of all, I’m hurt. Second, try out these fools for more fantasy starts and sits: The Fantasy Football Geek Blog , Fantasy Football Xtreme , FF Toolbox’s starts and sits , Matthew Berry’s sitting thyself love/hate , The Fifth Down , Fantasy Football Goat , Fantasy Joe and Fantasy Football Librarian .
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