Tim Lincecum pot bust's Top 10 questions

DMtShooter Five Tool ToolCorrespondent INovember 5, 2009

SAN FRANCISCO - AUGUST 30:  Tim Lincecum #55 of the San Francisco Giants stands in the dugout before their game against the Colorado Rockies at AT&T Park on August 30, 2009 in San Francisco, California.  (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
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When life gives you a Pothead Cy Young winner, you make Pothead Cy Young winner list lemonade. Or brownies. Mmmm, brownies...

10) How could he be so careless... to not have a medical permit?

9) Will part of his inevitable rehab will involve getting a grown-up haircut?

8) Why is he such a prima donna? Who uses a pipe instead of rolling his own?

7) On a scale of one to ten, one being skunk weed and ten being prime Acapulco, how good was his weed?

6) How will the Giants ever recover from the PR hit of their biggest star abusing illegal drugs?

5) Given that Lincecum is 40-17 with a 2.90 ERA for his career, why is marijuana (a) not legal, and (b) not mandatory?

4) Are his mechanics with the pipe unorthodox?

3) Do the nation's old, uptight sportswriters still care enough about pot to make a big deal of this?

2) Isn't 3.3 grams of weed and 14 mph over the speed limit almost PG-rated at this stage in Athlete Naughtiness?

1) Did Lincecum just ensure that he'll have the No. 1 selling MLB jersey for the holiday season?

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