Hank Steinbrenner: Baseball's Bond Bad Guy

The calm sunny days of yesterday. Sailing serene seas in a glorious Yankee Schooner. Like Gus McCrae say's Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.

When the Romans suffered under crazed Caligula they longed for the seemingly sunny days of mean, mad old Emperor Tiberius.

Not that Hank's a mad pervert like Little Boots. No Its his team he can do with it what he wants. But one thing that is apparent from studying Roman Emperors or Bond Villains that is there can be only one absolute ruler. One mad King.

The Romans disposed of their rival kin brutally. No threat to the throne stands long alone. Goldfinger could not have coexisted with a brother. Goldthumb would have been done. Quickly. Given the golden, middle finger

So does Hal have a food taster?

May the next Manager remember....beware the Gotham Goldfinger

Goldfinger, he's the man, the man with the Midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear

This heart is cold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold!!!!!!

Maybe Joe Torre will even sing that sweet song.

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