David Letterman Style Top Ten World Series Philly Edition/ State Of Mind

sharon  brown by Contributor Written on October 30, 2009

10. When asked why he answers all questions in duplicate;Yes,yes. No,no, Sure,Sure: Chase Utley said "that's how the "PS2 brothers" do it now! "that's how the "PS2 brothers" do it now! PS2? someone asks.

Chase Utley and myself , Chase Utley and myself.Yes,The Post Season 2 homer brothers. Yes,The Post Season 2 homer brothers. Can anyone Join? keep watching the game to see the next inductee!

9. Pedro Martinez Said "I made you look:see,the plan;when i lose everyone thinks they're finished and takes us for granted. Oh, if we beat the great Pedro, then we can beat any of them. And then we trounce them uno,dos,tres! I'm The Daddy! I'm just looking out for my boys. But don't only thank me, for the loss and no run support, thank the umpire for helping us lose. bad calls at the right time. Yes!

8. Ryan Howard wondering in game 2 " Who's bat is this. looks at home plate: " somebody broke my launching plate. I'm batman i'm supposed to go pow, bam, boom

7. Jimmy Rollins speaking in the third person: "See Jroll was right, they'll find a way to win but "j" will "roll" over them in 5, I'm not feeling like being nice!

6. Charlie Manuel has had it with the umps because of the blown call, so he goes in to take a shot at it. I mean how hard can it be: "Ryan you were out. I don't care if you play for my team. I'm the umpire now you didn't reach the base." Phillies still win even with the manager making the right calls!

5. Phillies: We've got 1-1 now didn't we do this before looks like Jimbo is on to something!" someone says "But these aint the rays." "They'll wish they were" Then there won't be any excuse "we are an upstart!"

4. Jimmy Rollins confessing we only lost last night cause i like Jay-z's Music. he might not have signed my copy...But don't tell the guys...If it hadn't rained and he and Alicia were able to sing for game one: we would have lost. I really like "Empire state of mind and Run this town!" Oops the ball slipped! shrugs

3. Phillies dilemna:We like New york but we love Philly. We weren't able to eat for the whole time we were here: No good Philly cheese steaks! Who wants hot dogs and bagels!"

2. Our monument is better than your monument and stronger:The liberty bell has a crack in it; She took a "lickin and kept on tickin" What has "lady liberty done for you lately?"

1. When we win the World Series in Pennsylvania we don't have to worry about getting wacked in New York! Yous guys are crazy. It is what it is!

 

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Who will win: Will the world Series Be:

  • In a Phillies state of mind
  • In a New York state of mind
  • Nail-bitter, down to the wire!
  • I Don't Know!
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Results - Author Poll

Who will win: Will the world Series Be:

  • In a Phillies state of mind

    68.4%
  • In a New York state of mind

    21.1%
  • Nail-bitter, down to the wire!

    10.5%
  • I Don't Know!

    0.0%
  • Total votes: 19
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