Mock Tweets: Mark Teixeira, It's Not Your Fault

Edward Kendralla by Contributor Written on October 29, 2009
ANAHEIM, CA - OCTOBER 22:  Mark Teixeira #25 of the New York Yankees reacts after striking out during the first inning in Game Five of the ALCS against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim during the 2009 MLB Playoffs at Angel Stadium on October 22, 2009 in Anaheim, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images) Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

The following tweets are fake, satirical, and relentless looks inside the minds of athletes in 140 characters or less.

More Mock Tweets can be found at www.mocktweets.com.


What they're tweeting

Tim-Hardaway: @Larry-Johnson Hey we should hang out sometime...I think we could be good friends!

Tim-Donaghy: Not sure why I can't get my book published. Evidently David Stern has more power than the constitution.

LeBron-James: @Brady-Quinn Hey can you tell me which Cleveland real estate agency you are using to sell your house?



What we're tweeting


@Andre-Agassi: We always thought you were gay truthfully, but you were just high. We apologize. Wait...no we don't.

@Mark-Teixeira: Hey, don't blame yourself for your postseason struggles...blame the Yankees for not knowing it was coming.

@Brett-Favre: Must be nervous for Sunday...we won't blame you if you just want to retire. In fact, many would thank you.

 

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As always, the Twitter names and tweets above are for entertainment purposes only. They are completely fictitious and do not represent the athlete or celebrity they intend to impersonate in any way.

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