The All-Time Oakland A's "Oh, **** Why Are They in the Lineup?" Team

Steven ResnickSenior Writer IOctober 28, 2009

The All-Time Oakland A's "Oh, **** Why Are They in the Lineup?" Team

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    OAKLAND, CA - MAY 25:  Third baseman Jack Hannahan #22 of the Oakland A's plays defense against the Boston Red Sox on May 25, 2008 at McAfee Coliseum in Oakland, California. Oakland won 6-3.  (Photo by Greg Trott/Getty Images)

First Base: Bruce Bochte (Three Years)

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Catcher: Larry Haney (Seven Years)

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Second Base: Tony Phillips (Nine Years)

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Short Stop: Fred Stanley (Two Seasons)

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Third Base: Jack Hannahan (Three Seasons)

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    OAKLAND - JULY 10:  Jack Hannahan #22 of the Oakland Athletics leaps for the ball against the Seattle Mariners during a Major League Baseball game on July 10, 2008 at McAfee Coliseum in Oakland, California. (Photo by: Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

Left Field: Phil Plantier (One Season)

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Center Field: Ryan Christenson (Four Seasons)

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Right Field: Ruben Sierra (Four Seasons)

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Designated Hitter: A.J. Hinch (Three Seasons)

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Starting Pitcher: Rick Langford (10 seasons)

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Closer: Arthur Rhodes

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Manager: Bob Geren

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    OAKLAND, CA - JUNE 28:  Manager Bob Geren takes out Vin Mazzaro #54 of the Oakland Athletics in the sixth inning of their game against the Colorado Rockies at the Oakland Coliseum on June 28, 2009 in Oakland, California.  (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)