Resistance Is Futile; LOVE JOHN CENA

Matthew McCormick by Contributor Written on October 27, 2009
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I have seen the light, I've hear the thunder roar, heaven opened and there stood before me John Cena "Wrestling's God".

Yes after years negative comments and negative thoughts of John Cena I have come to realize his greatness, with looks that would make Mark Wahlberg jealous  "It's such a Good Vibration It's such a sweet sensation, Do you feel it Baby, I can too"

John Cena who grew up on the tough streets of West Newbury Massachusetts where the poverty is a incredible two percent, I now see how hard it is when you want a Mercedes but have settle for a Audi.

I now see how he channelled that pain thought his music, Yes it "Basic Thugonomics" yes my friends feel his pain.

I see now how the WWE conspire to keep him down, how he only got twelve title shots in the last six months and has only headline eight PPV this year "The Doctor of Thuganomics" has cured me of my blindness.

Perhaps before "I couldn't see him"  maybe I couldn't go "12 Rounds " with him, If not for the over ten thousand articles on B/R defending him I wouldn't have seen my mistake.

Don't try to change my mind Resistance Is Futile, LOVE JOHN CENA OBEY.

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