Keep On Truckin': 15 Of The Most Destructive Runs In The History Of Football

Bryan Kelly by Correspondent Written on October 26, 2009

Slide 1 of 18

Display_image

A while back I looked at how stiff-arms and leaps are great ways for a running back to find the endzone.

But as any mathematician will tell you, the shortest distance between any two points is a straight line.

These fifteen ballcarriers didn't need no education to find that out. They took the most direct route possible to the end zone, and jukes and defenders be damned.

And God bless them for it, it made for some great video.

So here's 15 videos of the most destructive trucks in the game of football, assembled and arranged in order of destruction at the discretion of the author.

If I missed any, remember, I took my fair share of trucks as a fifth-string linebacker in junior high. Forgive me.

No. 15: Jonathan Dwyer Steamrolls A Virginia Commodore

Display_image

Jonathan Dwyer's inspiring truck this weekend tells me he will be a great NFL running back one day.

Don't believe me? Check out this clip of Dwyer absolutely embarrassing a Virginia defender in the game, and tell me with his size and speed he can't do that at the next level.

No. 14: Brandon Minor Plows A Nittany Lion

ANN ARBOR, MI - OCTOBER 25:  Brandon Minor #4 of the Michigan Wolverines runs with the ball during the game against the Michigan State Spartans on October 25, 2008 at Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Michigan State won the game 35-21. (Photo by Gr

Mark my words: Brandon Minor, Michigan's current running back, will be a beastly fullback in the NFL if teams roll the dice on him. He can dole out punishment as good as any Michigan running back since "A-Train" Anthony Thomas.

Here he is trucking some lug from Penn State last year. It was a shame he wasn't more healthy for this year's game; God knows we could've used him.

No. 13: Jamal Lewis Pastes The Texans

ORCHARD PARK, NY - OCTOBER 11:  Jairus Byrd #31, Aaron Schobel #94, Ashlee Palmer #59 and Chris Kelsay #90 of the Buffalo Bills gang tackle Jamal Lewis #31 of the Cleveland Browns during their NFL at Ralph Wilson Stadium on October 11, 2009 in Orchard Par

Lord, imagine what Jamal Lewis could do if he played behind a decent offensive line.

Here he is pasting a Houston Texan without even trying. The dude redefines the laws of inertia.

No. 12: The Detroit Lions Get Their Bell Rung

Display_image

This here truck is Mike Bell laying out a Detroit Lion in the Saints' blowout of the Lions on September 9th.

This hit would be ranked higher, it's an awesome truck, but it's against the Detroit Lions. Building trucks has been working against Detroit for ten years now.

No. 11: Greg Jones Lights Up A UNC Defender

JACKSONVILLE, FL - SEPTEMBER 28:  Greg Jones #33 of the Jacksonville Jaguars carries the ball during the game against the Houston Texans at Jacksonville Municipal Stadium on September 28, 2008 in Jacksonville, Florida.  (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Image

Another great fullback who laid some lumber in college but has yet to break through in the NFL is former Florida State running back Greg Jones.

Here you can see Jones punishing a UNC defender.

Jones' hit was so bad that it not only knocked the defender's helmet off, it also made him believe that he was Michael Jordan and that he had switched to football this time.

No. 10: Ron Dayne Obliterates A Purdue Defensive Back

2 Oct 1999: Ron Dayne #33 of the Wisconsin Badgers carries the ball during the game against the Ohio State Buckeyes at the Ohio Stadium in Columbus, Ohio. The Badgers defeated the Buckeyes 42-17. Mandatory Credit: Tom Hauck  /Allsport

Ron Dayne is one of those tailbacks who never really panned out in the NFL, which is amazing since he was the kind of size-and-speed runner who packs a punch that a franchise seemingly could hang its future on.

Here he is trucking yet another Big Ten defender on his way to winning the Heisman in 1999.

No. 9: Marion The Barbarian Plows A Falcon

ARLINGTON, TX - SEPTEMBER 20:  Running back Marion Barber #24 of the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on September 20, 2009 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Marion Barber loves to make first contact. He's like those people at the top of the skyscraper who get zapped in Independence Day.

He's also like Will Smith when Will Smith punches the alien and says, "Welcome to earth."

Here he is absolutely destroying an Atlanta defender who got between him and the endzone. So he's also like a bear destroying someone who came between him and his cubs.

Marion Barber is like a lot of things.

No. 8: Jerome Bettis Puts Brian Urlacher On The Short Bus

DETROIT - FEBRUARY 05:  Running back Jerome Bettis #36 of the Pittsburgh Steelers runs against the Seattle Seahawks in the second half of the Super Bowl XL at Ford Field on February 5, 2006 in Detroit, Michigan. The Steelers defeated the Seahawks 21-10. (

How is it that Brian Urlacher, one of the best middle linebackers in the country, a man that's made as many career tackles as anyone else in the NFL, can miss this tackle in perfect position?

The answer is because the running back is Jerome Bettis. He's more bus than man.

No. 7: John Riggins Thuds A Dallas Cowboy

WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 20:  Running back John Riggins #44 of the Washington Redskins is tackled by the defense of the Los Angeles Rams during the game at RFK Stadium on November 20, 1983 in Washington, D.C.  The Redskins won 42-20.  (Photo by George Rose/G

Many defenses got called for having sixteen men on the field when facing John Riggins the Washington Redskins, because it took at least four men to tackle him, and two to pick up the guy he knocked out.

Here he is trucking one of the many Dallas Cowboys who ended up seeing Riggins right before they saw stars.

No. 6: Adrian Peterson Trucks William Gay

MINNEAPOLIS - OCTOBER 18:  Running back Adrian Peterson #28 of the Minnesota Vikings rushes and is tackled by Dannell Ellerbe #59 of the Baltimore Ravens during NFL action at Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on October 18, 2009 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The

Pick a clip of Adrian Peterson trucking a defender, any clip of Adrian Peterson trucking a defender.

Peterson throws his body into every punishing hit. It's how he learned to do it at Oklahoma and it's carried over to the NFL excellently.

This weekend was kind to AP truck lovers: here's Peterson bowling over William Gay and breaking it open to keep the Vikings alive late against the Steelers.

No. 5: Brandon Jacobs Flattens Laron Landry

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - OCTOBER 11: Brandon Jacobs #27 of the New York Giants runs through Thomas Howard #53 of the Oakland Raiders during the game on October 11, 2009 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.  (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images

Brandon Jacobs is the scariest running back in the NFL today.

When the Giants hold a lead, teams can expect to get pounded by Brandon Jacobs until the game is out of reach, just as Redskin's safety Laron Landry learns in this clip.

No. 4: Walter Payton Spears The Cowboys

Walter Payton #34 of the Chicago Bears carries the ball as he jumps over the line during a game against the Pittsburgh Steelers.

There are so many great Walter Payton runs, but my favorite is this two-parter (part of a long clip show, you'll notice) where he spears a couple of Cowboys head-first at the end of the run.

Think these defensive backs hesitated next time Payton ran their way?

No. 3: Larry Csonka Pounds The Vikings Into Super Bowl Submission

Display_image

No guys are named Larry anymore, have you noticed that?

Maybe Dolphins tailback Larry Csonka ran them all over after he retired.

This montage of Larry Csonka runs from the Dolphins' beatdown of the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl VIII should be enough to get you believing in the white tailback again.

No. 2: Refrigator Perry Toasts The Patriots

Display_image

I'm sorry, I know he shouldn't be ranked this high since he's not a true running back, but what could you not love about Refrigerator Perry?

And what chance did the Patriots have of keeping William Perry out of the endzone here?

About as much of a chance as I have with Kate Beckinsale.

No. 1: Earl Campbell Headbutts His Way Into Our Hearts

Display_image

When you think punishing tailback, you automatically have to consider Heisman winner and NFL Pro Bowler Earl Campbell.

Even Mean Joe Greene had to admit Earl Campbell could "inflict more damage than any other running back in the league".

Campbell's once in a lifetime mix of power and speed (4.6 in the forty) meant he lead the NFL in rushing for three straight years and went to the Pro Bowl in 1979.

The running took its toll on Campbell's short career, but like Neil Young said: it's better to burn out than fade away.

Check Out More Football Slideshows

Display_image

Check out my list of the 25 best college football traditions and see if your favorite made the top ten!

(1)
...
Share This  
Crop_45x45
or to post this comment

11 Comments

There are no comments yet. Get the conversation started by leaving the first comment

Loading more comments...
posted just now
  • Loading...
  • Nobody has liked this comment yet
Cancel

This comment and all replies have been deleted This comment has been deleted Undo delete

805
reads

11
comments

written on October 26, 2009 Rankings/List

The best newsletter on the web

Subscribe Now

We will never share your email address


CBS Sports Official Partner
Certain photos copyright © 2009 by Getty Images.
Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Getty Images is strictly prohibited.